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bigredbuck62 said:
Thanks to the person that DM’d me the team hotel as The Westin. I appreciate your help.
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The Westin is a 4-star hotel. Northwestern is a 5-star school. Do you really think we would lower our standards and stay at some bougie 4-star refugee camp? I can almost smell the middle class from here...

We'll be staying at The Mark. Have you heard of it? Probably not. It's an exclusive "temporary residence club" in Manhattan. The valet is $75. Our team will spend the day before the game treating themselves to charcuterie et fromage, fine wines, and a selection of exotic cuisines from famed chef Jean-Georges Vongerichte. He runs a quaint bistro (that means small restaurant in French) on the first floor. Don't think you can walk right in, though. There is a dress code. Let's just say that if you only own one armoire of costume, you probably don't meet the dress standard. Can you imagine eating in front of others in an off-the-rack Armani? How embarrassing!

Once they've supped and et du repos, they'll probably travel in The Mark's custom-designed bikes to Central Park for a team photo. The hotel is located next door, you see. You're basically in the park. It's quite exclusive.

The day of the game the team will take a private charter flight to Indianapolis. It's best they don't actually drive through Pennsylvania or Ohio. The decay would depress them. We'll arrive late in the day and play our little game of oblong sports ball. Then we'll retire, and our players will return to their consulting careers.
 
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Williesfan said:
I will just say bada book bada boom!
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I will just say

 
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FitzFan said:
The Westin is a 4-star hotel. Northwestern is a 5-star school. Do you really think we would lower our standards and stay at some bougie 4-star refugee camp? I can almost smell the middle class from here...

We'll be staying at The Mark. Have you heard of it? Probably not. It's an exclusive "temporary residence club" in Manhattan. The valet is $75. Our team will spend the day before the game treating themselves to charcuterie et fromage, fine wines, and a selection of exotic cuisines from famed chef Jean-Georges Vongerichte. He runs a quaint bistro (that means small restaurant in French) on the first floor. Don't think you can walk right in, though. There is a dress code. Let's just say that if you only own one armoire of costume, you probably don't meet the dress standard. Can you imagine eating in front of others in an off-the-rack Armani? How embarrassing!

Once they've supped and et du repos, they'll probably travel in The Mark's custom-designed bikes to Central Park for a team photo. The hotel is located next door, you see. You're basically in the park. It's quite exclusive.

The day of the game the team will take a private charter flight to Indianapolis. It's best they don't actually drive through Pennsylvania or Ohio. The decay would depress them. We'll arrive late in the day and play our little game of oblong sports ball. Then we'll retire, and our players will return to their consulting careers.
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You forgot about the Chick-fil-A party after beating OSU. Then they can go back to their consulting careers.
 
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