Deshaun Watson facing 24th assault claim....

MountaineerWV

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...but here's my problem with the story from the woman.

She says she was giving him a massage (OK). Said that he became erected (OK). Then he started masterbating (OK). So far, very believable. She then claims that he stood up, finished masterbating, and some of his DNA ended up on her face and chest.

Ok, so........that's my problem. If Watson "stood up", and she was also standing, is she like 3'6" tall for his **** to get where she said it did? Or......was she on her knees.......?????
 

dave

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The story makes no sense. If a dude is jerking off and hits her face and chest but she didnt want it too?
 

MountaineerWV

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The story makes no sense. If a dude is jerking off and hits her face and chest but she didnt want it too?
Watson is 6'1" at best 6'2"? If she is of average height, say 5'5" for a female, and he's standing up, jerking off, how does it flight UPWARDS to her chest and face? He must be a shooter!

I'd say Watson's lawyer will be tearing this story to shreds very soon.
 

bigmac0924

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Watson is 6'1" at best 6'2"? If she is of average height, say 5'5" for a female, and he's standing up, jerking off, how does it flight UPWARDS to her chest and face? He must be a shooter!

I'd say Watson's lawyer will be tearing this story to shreds very soon.
Unless he threw it at her like the crazy dude in Silence of the Lambs
 

DvlDog4WVU

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Watson is 6'1" at best 6'2"? If she is of average height, say 5'5" for a female, and he's standing up, jerking off, how does it flight UPWARDS to her chest and face? He must be a shooter!

I'd say Watson's lawyer will be tearing this story to shreds very soon.
Poor guy.
 

roadtrasheer

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Story makes absolutely sense . Those Asians know how to block the shot . Just saying....
At that age I hit the bottom of the top bunk ..lmao
 

op2

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Watson is 6'1" at best 6'2"? If she is of average height, say 5'5" for a female, and he's standing up, jerking off, how does it flight UPWARDS to her chest and face? He must be a shooter!

I'd say Watson's lawyer will be tearing this story to shreds very soon.
But wait! Maybe there was a second shooter from behind the furry knoll.