Having some renovations done in the kitchen

[Snow Sled Baby]

and my smart assed contractor hit me with these gems......" If you can't fix it with a hammer then you've got an electrical problem".......and......".you only need 2 tools in life......duct tape and WD 40 ...if it doesn't move and should use WD40....if it moves and shouldn't use duct tape".......should I pay him up front or wait until he's done?

 

[MichiganHerd]

Your biggest mistake was not having Allison Victoria handle your kitchen renovation.

 

[eerdoc]

and my smart assed contractor hit me with these gems......" If you can't fix it with a hammer then you've got an electrical problem".......and......".you only need 2 tools in life......duct tape and WD 40 ...if it doesn't move and should use WD40....if it moves and shouldn't use duct tape".......should I pay him up front or wait until he's done?

If what you report is true and not a feeble attempt at humor (by you or the one you reference) then:
Neither.
Find a plumber and throw out the scam artist.

 

[roadtrasheer]

and my smart assed contractor hit me with these gems......" If you can't fix it with a hammer then you've got an electrical problem".......and......".you only need 2 tools in life......duct tape and WD 40 ...if it doesn't move and should use WD40....if it moves and shouldn't use duct tape".......should I pay him up front or wait until he's done?

Lol ...if it cant be welded let someone else do it

 

[tjebarr]

and my smart assed contractor hit me with these gems......" If you can't fix it with a hammer then you've got an electrical problem".......and......".you only need 2 tools in life......duct tape and WD 40 ...if it doesn't move and should use WD40....if it moves and shouldn't use duct tape".......should I pay him up front or wait until he's done?

i dont think you can afford renovations

 

[dave]

i dont think you can afford renovations

I dont think you can pay attention.

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

i dont think you can afford renovations

I don"t think you know what you are talking about.....again....as usual.....be nice and I might hire you to clean the wife's pool this summer....IF you are here legally

 

[MikeRafone]

Was he wearing a red plaid shirt with green suspenders, a hunting hat, sporting a long grey beard, with a goofy assistant named Harold? Did they say "Aboot" a lot and talk about a place called "Port Asbestos"? Those two do outstanding work and you can pay them in Tim Horton's coupons. If you're a member of the Possum Lodge, it's half a pile of coupons.

They're icebacks, but no one is telling.