"Getting owned" is going to the police (after Vernon had ignored your incessant crying) because you've been embarrassed on a message board, which is what you did, and is the most cowardly act in message board history. You do realize that you have a disturbing mental disorder, don't you? You regularly throw tantrums on here, during which you order me to leave the board, as if you own this place, but when I don't respond to your posts (see above), you beg me to give you the attention that you so sorely crave, and don't get from your wife or kid.
Other WVU fans don't even like you. Your "like" count on a WVU message board (no less) is embarrassing, and other WVU fans ignore your posts, which is why you constantly beg for my attention. Take a look at a basketball game thread, in which you sob like an infant because a mid-major is paddling some Huggy Bear a$$, and see how many responses that you get to your posts: None, zero, zilch. I'm going to place you on ignore now, just to exacerbate your frustration, as I don't want to be the only poster who responds to your repetitive, boring, idiotic, and delusional posts. You have a nice day now, loser.