I'm thinking about running over to the courthouse today. I'm tired of all the election horseshit.
I'll probably do my usual Election Day activity, drive to J.R. Cigars in N.C. stock up on cigars, and come back up the Turnpike trailing a big cloud of smoke to blind the drivers behind me. You don't have to pay the tolls if they can't see you or stand the smell.
I had a cop pull me over in Virginia in '04 on the Election Day pilgrimage. I was smoking an A. Allones Petit Corona, the nimrod told me he thought it was a "blunt". Hell, I didn't know what a blunt was. If I'd had a radar detector I'd probably still be doing time in the Old Dominion. Can't have no radar detectin' in Ol' Virginny.
I'll probably do my usual Election Day activity, drive to J.R. Cigars in N.C. stock up on cigars, and come back up the Turnpike trailing a big cloud of smoke to blind the drivers behind me. You don't have to pay the tolls if they can't see you or stand the smell.
I had a cop pull me over in Virginia in '04 on the Election Day pilgrimage. I was smoking an A. Allones Petit Corona, the nimrod told me he thought it was a "blunt". Hell, I didn't know what a blunt was. If I'd had a radar detector I'd probably still be doing time in the Old Dominion. Can't have no radar detectin' in Ol' Virginny.