Louis Vuitton luggage sucks

Iowapoopypants

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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and ruptured. During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
 

V-Doub

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For some reason, I don’t think you’re just telling a story about air travel…
 

RedMyMind

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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and I slipped, and the ***** ruptured my anus :). During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
 

StPeteSkers

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Laner2

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Dec 27, 2007
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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and ruptured. During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
Jae?
 

steinek11

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Apr 18, 2004
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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and ruptured. During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
You’re my new favorite poster😅
 

NECoach31BB

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Mar 8, 2002
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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and ruptured. During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
Never get the knockoff bigger luggage to protect the smaller actual Louis.
 

HUSKERFAN66

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Dec 8, 2004
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Went on a trip to Boulder and packed my stuff in Louis Vuitton luggage. It got so many compliments when I walked through the airport. Those good feelings went away when I checked it in at the kiosk a zipper broke and a ***** fell out and ruptured. During flight it completely ripped apart and all my watches went away. When we landed I grabbed what was left of my luggage and threw it under a bus and told it I’ll get new luggage next year. I don’t think my Louis Vuitton luggage will make it the rest of this trip but I’m stuck with it.
First of all how would a ***** be any good and "rupture ".

Second I sure hope you're a gal or it was your wife's. Sorry all the same but then again maybe she's a nymphomaniac and that is for pre game