OT: when you light a match after pooping

NebChicago

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1) does the flame actually burn methane in the air thereby taming the stench?

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2) is it just the smell of the match masking the putrid after effect of you disgusting feces?
 

N-sane

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Good question. Option 2, I believe.

One positive of COVID is that my nose is still kind of messed up a year and a half later. Public restrooms and feedlots are no longer a debilitating issue for me. So if you haven’t had it, you might wanna try it.
 
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Does red meat just kill anyone else?

I’ve got serious problems with red sauce and the same issues everyone else has with Mexican…but holy cow…if/when I fire up some steaks…I better be close to a sh!tter to go Harry Dunn on.

Side note: I will never stop eating red meat.
 

lightningjack

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Does red meat just kill anyone else?

I’ve got serious problems with red sauce and the same issues everyone else has with Mexican…but holy cow…if/when I fire up some steaks…I better be close to a sh!tter to go Harry Dunn on.

Side note: I will never stop eating red meat.
Switch to Wagyu, more $$ but alot less guilt about eating red meat. Time and stench on ******* still questionable.
 

TampaBaySkers

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Does red meat just kill anyone else?

I’ve got serious problems with red sauce and the same issues everyone else has with Mexican…but holy cow…if/when I fire up some steaks…I better be close to a sh!tter to go Harry Dunn on.

Side note: I will never stop eating red meat.
Stop buying select grade meat at dollar general.
 

SuperBigFan

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Does red meat just kill anyone else?

I’ve got serious problems with red sauce and the same issues everyone else has with Mexican…but holy cow…if/when I fire up some steaks…I better be close to a sh!tter to go Harry Dunn on.

Side note: I will never stop eating red meat.
Mine was Big Fred's Pizza

Years ago I lived in the apartments right next to that place so it was not a big issue.

But now I live 15 minutes from that place and well...the timing just doesn't work.
 

NebChicago

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I love shitting. I never feel more zen and one with the universe than when I fill my porcelain throne with creamy turds. I glow like a blushing bride after a massive poop. Maybe Putin can’t take **** and this is how wars start
 

RedBaloneyPony

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Does red meat just kill anyone else?

I’ve got serious problems with red sauce and the same issues everyone else has with Mexican…but holy cow…if/when I fire up some steaks…I better be close to a sh!tter to go Harry Dunn on.

Side note: I will never stop eating red meat.
Ditto. The rarer the meat the more violent I ****.
 

RedBaloneyPony

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Sounds like the meats not the problem but then again you didn't disclose your source of meat
I eat a variety from home raised angus cross to bargain buy grey meat surprise from the grocery store, what I didn’t disclose is that when I am eating very rare steaks I’m usually drinking Busch light so the whole chemistry may be the cause. The pleasure is worth the pain
 

lightningjack

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Dean Pope

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I love shitting. I never feel more zen and one with the universe than when I fill my porcelain throne with creamy turds. I glow like a blushing bride after a massive poop. Maybe Putin can’t take **** and this is how wars start
I had a college roommate in the dorm who thought that a good **** was as good as sex. I believe he had frequent bowel movements that were quite excessive but I never wanted to investigate.
 

Reditus

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Knew a guy in college dorms that was lighting his farts one night and on the 2rd one he gave a big yelp. According to him he singed himself and his crotch hair got singed. Unfortunately the event is burned into my brain.
 

NebChicago

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Knew a guy in college dorms that was lighting his farts one night and on the 2rd one he gave a big yelp. According to him he singed himself and his crotch hair got singed. Unfortunately the event is burned into my brain.
Magna *** Laude I assume?