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Jamsand88

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Any chance Mickey contacts LSU portal QB and his 2022 TE brother? Father Brad might be happy if he sees NEB hire coach of current heisman finalist.🤔😉
 
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rimsnef

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There’s no spot available. Arch Manning committed. Was really excited and had to pull the trigger. He’s a silent.
 
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rimsnef

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From what I heard, Brad Johnson was in a group text with Peyton and Eli (among other former NFL quarterbacks). Brad was all like “Hey dudes, did you hear the rumors? Looks like that offensive coordinator at Pitt is going to Nebraska”. Peyton and Eli were like “So?”. Randall Cunningham was like “Thanks for letting us know Brad. What you doing this weekend?”. Then Brad was all like “Dudes! Pitt’s quarterback is a Heisman Trophy Finalist! Put the pieces together. Nebraska’s next quarterback will probably be a Heisman Trophy finalist. That’s big news right?” Then Randall was like “I’m having people over for Army-Navy this weekend if you’re interested”. Jeff George chimed in “I’m dfw. You need me to bring anything?” Then Peyton said “What do you think Eli?”. Eli was like “Texting Cooper now”. Brad said “I’m thinking about sending my boys there.” Peyton then told him “It’s too late. Arch just committed. Tell your boys to kick rocks. If anyone is going to dominate the next few years of college football, it’s going to be a Manning!” Then Brad said “Damn. Time for plan B. Y’all got Saban or Dabo’s number?”. Then Randall Cunningham said “Sure Jeff. Bring brats”. Eli then hooked Brad up with Dabo and Saban’s number and said “Enjoy losing football games sucka! GBR!”. Then Jeff George said “Alright bro. See you Saturday!”
 
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rimsnef said:
From what I heard, Brad Johnson was in a group text with Peyton and Eli (among other former NFL quarterbacks). Brad was all like “Hey dudes, did you hear the rumors? Looks like that offensive coordinator at Pitt is going to Nebraska”. Peyton and Eli were like “So?”. Randall Cunningham was like “Thanks for letting us know Brad. What you doing this weekend?”. Then Brad was all like “Dudes! Pitt’s quarterback is a Heisman Trophy Finalist! Put the pieces together. Nebraska’s next quarterback will probably be a Heisman Trophy finalist. That’s big news right?” Then Randall was like “I’m having people over for Army-Navy this weekend if you’re interested”. Jeff George chimed in “I’m dfw. You need me to bring anything?” Then Peyton said “What do you think Eli?”. Eli was like “Texting Cooper now”. Brad said “I’m thinking about sending my boys there.” Peyton then told him “It’s too late. Arch just committed. Tell your boys to kick rocks. If anyone is going to dominate the next few years of college football, it’s going to be a Manning!” Then Brad said “Damn. Time for plan B. Y’all got Saban or Dabo’s number?”. Then Randall Cunningham said “Sure Jeff. Bring brats”. Eli then hooked Brad up with Dabo and Saban’s number and said “Enjoy losing football games sucka! GBR!”. Then Jeff George said “Alright bro. See you Saturday!”
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I don’t know what the **** this is but it’s crazy and elaborate enough that I like it.

Excellent work.
 
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Jamsand88

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rimsnef said:
From what I heard, Brad Johnson was in a group text with Peyton and Eli (among other former NFL quarterbacks). Brad was all like “Hey dudes, did you hear the rumors? Looks like that offensive coordinator at Pitt is going to Nebraska”. Peyton and Eli were like “So?”. Randall Cunningham was like “Thanks for letting us know Brad. What you doing this weekend?”. Then Brad was all like “Dudes! Pitt’s quarterback is a Heisman Trophy Finalist! Put the pieces together. Nebraska’s next quarterback will probably be a Heisman Trophy finalist. That’s big news right?” Then Randall was like “I’m having people over for Army-Navy this weekend if you’re interested”. Jeff George chimed in “I’m dfw. You need me to bring anything?” Then Peyton said “What do you think Eli?”. Eli was like “Texting Cooper now”. Brad said “I’m thinking about sending my boys there.” Peyton then told him “It’s too late. Arch just committed. Tell your boys to kick rocks. If anyone is going to dominate the next few years of college football, it’s going to be a Manning!” Then Brad said “Damn. Time for plan B. Y’all got Saban or Dabo’s number?”. Then Randall Cunningham said “Sure Jeff. Bring brats”. Eli then hooked Brad up with Dabo and Saban’s number and said “Enjoy losing football games sucka! GBR!”. Then Jeff George said “Alright bro. See you Saturday!”
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Where do you get your shrooms? WOW..
 
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rimsnef

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Sorry. I just thought we would make this entire thread asinine. Don’t get mad at me. I’m just sitting at Denny’s with Coach Osborne. He turns to me and was like “see this sh*t?”. Then he showed me the original post. He was like “Bro, you should post some crazy stuff replying to that. I mean seriously. I can’t believe the thought process of some of these people.”. Then he took a bite of his omelet, smiled, and asked, “so are you going to respond?”. I was like “I got you coach”. Then we went back to eating our breakfast dinners and drawing up triple options using salt shakers and sugar packets.
 
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schroeder1747

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Beautifully written. Corny enough to enjoy the ride on the sarcasm rollercoaster……but on par for the Mannings on MNF.
 
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