Beavers run Cowboys

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The Cowboys biggest problem was that they thought they could jam it down the middle of the Beavers without taking the time to warm the beavers up from the outside. They should have taken the beavers to dinner before the game, then watched a rom-com with them. Then, after passing the ball around the outside for quite awhile, quietly taking it to the middle after they were sure the beavers were ready for it. Then they could have pounded the middle repeatedly. After beating the beavers, the cowboys could have rolled over and taken a nap.
 

regoratsginrom

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The Cowboys biggest problem was that they thought they could jam it down the middle of the Beavers without taking the time to warm the beavers up from the outside. They should have taken the beavers to dinner before the game, then watched a rom-com with them. Then, after passing the ball around the outside for quite awhile, quietly taking it to the middle after they were sure the beavers were ready for it. Then they could have pounded the middle repeatedly. After beating the beavers, the cowboys could have rolled over and taken a nap.
Sounds like you've had some practice. :)
 

schuele

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An Oregon State-South Carolina matchup would be classic.
The Beavers did face UC-Irvine in the College World Series a few years ago:

 

9and4_rivals188421

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The Cowboys biggest problem was that they thought they could jam it down the middle of the Beavers without taking the time to warm the beavers up from the outside. They should have taken the beavers to dinner before the game, then watched a rom-com with them. Then, after passing the ball around the outside for quite awhile, quietly taking it to the middle after they were sure the beavers were ready for it. Then they could have pounded the middle repeatedly. After beating the beavers, the cowboys could have rolled over and taken a nap.