The story of Nebraska football since 2001, told last night over three hours:
7 p.m.: Here they come!!! Woooooo!!!!! Let's do this!!
7:30 p.m.: OK, just a little longer. Any time now. GO BIG RED!
8:30 p.m.: Man, how much longer do we have to wait?? Doesn't matter. IT'S GONNA BE SO WORTH IT!!!
9:30 p.m.: OK. Not now. Just later. We'll get 'em then.
10 p.m.: They're not ever gonna do it, are they? Crap.
7 p.m.: Here they come!!! Woooooo!!!!! Let's do this!!
7:30 p.m.: OK, just a little longer. Any time now. GO BIG RED!
8:30 p.m.: Man, how much longer do we have to wait?? Doesn't matter. IT'S GONNA BE SO WORTH IT!!!
9:30 p.m.: OK. Not now. Just later. We'll get 'em then.
10 p.m.: They're not ever gonna do it, are they? Crap.