Danica Patrick is Dating Aaron Rodgers

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Meh, step down from Olivia Munn. He's Aaron f ing Rodgers!!

The fact that he is out of her league just means that she is a full-service girl and it is well known. Like she volunteers the stuff your wife/girlfriend will still freak about you bringing up even when she's so wasted you have to drag her into the house.

I now think Danica Patrick is way freaking smokin' hawt.
 
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No wonder she kicked Ricky Stenhouse to the curb - traded up for some NFL talent. One thing they have in common is plenty of cash in the bank account (although her income is about to take a major dive so she might need a sugar daddy to keep her in Lambos and private jets)
 

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Danica Patrick might be hot, but I want a woman that doesn't make me feel like I'm sleeping next to an underage girl. Gotta have some decent rackage.
 

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Personality wise, they are both boring as hell, so it probably works!
 

dinglefritz

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Not crazy is always a plus. But we're talking women here. Bigger than average boobs makes up for a lot.
Are you still in high school? More than a mouthful's a waste. Another favorite saying from a cow vet was "sloppy tits means sloppy ***"...he was talking about dairy cows I think.
 
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