Sometimes when I wake up....

[BingleCocktail]

... in the morning, I remember the dreams that I had the night before. For example this morning I remember having a
somewhat disturbing dream...there were all these adorable little baby bulldogs and they were bounding across a Mississippi pasture
just as happy and playfull as baby bulldogs can be but then all of the sudden
these sweet little creatures ran into the fence of 'unfullfilled potential'
and no matter how hard the cute bulldogs tried they just couldn't jump over it and when
they turned around they saw THE FENCE OF 'UNACHIEVABLE PAST GLORY' AND
NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRIED THEY COULDN'T GET OVER IT
EITHER AND WHEN THEY TURNED AROUND AGAIN THEY RAN INTO THE FENCE OF
'A HEAD COACH WHO LOST TO MEMPHIS *AND* TEXATH TECH' AND THEN THEY REALLY GOT
FRIGHTENED AND STARTED A YIPPING AND A YIPPING FOR SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE TO HELP THEM AND MY HEART WAS AS SAD AS IT HAS EVER BEEN FOR
I WAS SO CONCERNED FOR THESE POOR LITTLE INNOCENT CREATURES WHO WERE
IN SUCH DIRE STRAITS THAT I MYSELF WAS IN AGONY WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN
A MEAN OL' AGGIE CHOO-CHOO CAME STREAKING THRU AND KILTED 'EM ALL. AMEN.

 

[preacher_dawg]

Weirdest fanbase on the planet.

 

[was21]

Weirdest fanbase on the planet.

Yes, they are...and how poetic as well

 

[was21]

Not only that, but I was truly horrified ...Beth Mowins was involved...and she was spitting all around...on a collie as well as a bulldog

 

[MaxwellSmart]

I remember my first bag of shrooms.

 

[aTotal360]

What a nerd.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

That is strange even for me.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

SHINY! ($1)

I love rsfc schtick.

 

[Mack Rebennack]

 

[Cantdoitsal]

I wish I still had the hard on's I used to have in the A,M. Hell, I'd give top dolla for a wet dream.

 

[POTUS]

... in the morning, I remember the dreams that I had the night before. For example this morning I remember having a
somewhat disturbing dream...there were all these adorable little baby bulldogs and they were bounding across a Mississippi pasture
just as happy and playfull as baby bulldogs can be but then all of the sudden
these sweet little creatures ran into the fence of 'unfullfilled potential'
and no matter how hard the cute bulldogs tried they just couldn't jump over it and when
they turned around they saw THE FENCE OF 'UNACHIEVABLE PAST GLORY' AND
NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRIED THEY COULDN'T GET OVER IT
EITHER AND WHEN THEY TURNED AROUND AGAIN THEY RAN INTO THE FENCE OF
'A HEAD COACH WHO LOST TO MEMPHIS *AND* TEXATH TECH' AND THEN THEY REALLY GOT
FRIGHTENED AND STARTED A YIPPING AND A YIPPING FOR SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE TO HELP THEM AND MY HEART WAS AS SAD AS IT HAS EVER BEEN FOR
I WAS SO CONCERNED FOR THESE POOR LITTLE INNOCENT CREATURES WHO WERE
IN SUCH DIRE STRAITS THAT I MYSELF WAS IN AGONY WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN
A MEAN OL' AGGIE CHOO-CHOO CAME STREAKING THRU AND KILTED 'EM ALL. AMEN.

 

[Bourbon Dog]

You really must need attention. This is something only a BearShark could dream up because they found out the Rebels we’re really over ranked.

 

[WilCoDawg]

This is what happens when you don’t have female cheerleaders.