NIBLETT AMA

[GatorBaseballFan]

Type your questions below and I'll answer them all. HAIL DAMN STATE!!!

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Why does one testicle hang lower than the other?

 

[aTotal360]

What’s your favorite pizza topping?

 

[Shmuley]

Why is a driveway where you park and a parkway where you drive?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Epididymitis

 

[Crazy Cotton]

why do they call it taking a dump, when you're really leaving a dump?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Anything but pineapple.

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Because the driveway leads to driving (Mandalorian this is the way) and a parkway leads to parking (Similar).

 

[DogStuckAtUM.sixpack]

When did you know the Thorpe Award was in the bag?

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

What is 19.83% / 60’6”

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

The use of the word dump really reflects how much we subconsciously understand this action, as one's *** is dumping the little Rebels into the bowl. The word has simply been changed to a noun to denote the time spent during evacuation of the bowels.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

When they handed him the freaking trophy. Found out that night he won by only one vote. He won the award opposite of a future three-time Pro Bowler. Bet your *** that's on my resume. Nicest guy ever though.

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Distance from the rubber to home + Percentage of not hosting a regional after starting 13-0 in 2015.

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

11 meters per second, or roughly Jacob Robson stealing second.

 

[Antonio Brown's Foot]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African, or European?

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Why is a fish when it swims?

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

I didn’t know you were offering professional info. In that case can you help with this:


How should I answer when my wife asks if I notice anything different about her when of course I don’t?

 

[SirBarksalot]

Type your questions below and I'll answer them all. HAIL DAMN STATE!!!

Who the **** are you and why should I care?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

When will the DH cease to exist in the pros?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Why does Mike Leach lick BBQ sauce of his palm when trying it?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

"You didn't notice I took the trash out on March 17, 2016, so I'm not answering this question."

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

You shouldn't - unless you like wrestling.

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Not anytime soon. Universal DH by 2022 at earliest, sometime in next decade.

 

[Crazy Cotton]

how does #7 keep getting so open?

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

What the hell is going on with our team tonight?

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

His twitch muscles work better at the point of acceleration better than any DB covering him.

 

[GatorBaseballFan]

Heart. Grit. Grind. But not enough bullets in the chamber.