The Belk Bowl is now...

00Dawg

Senior
Nov 10, 2009
3,324
581
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Good grief.

That's worse than the Poulan Weedeater Bowl, or the Gasparilla Bowl.
 

Jeffreauxdawg

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
8,891
8,003
113
Mayonnaise. Yuck. Only makes me think of one thing...

My dad gave me the talk when I was about 10 years old. I asked what a ****** looks like. He said, "Before sex it looks like a beautiful, delicate rose..."

And I asked him what about after sex... He said, "Well, imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
 

ronpolk

All-American
May 6, 2009
9,429
5,362
113
Mayonnaise. Yuck. Only makes me think of one thing...

My dad gave me the talk when I was about 10 years old. I asked what a ****** looks like. He said, "Before sex it looks like a beautiful, delicate rose..."

And I asked him what about after sex... He said, "Well, imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise."

Haha damn...
 

woozman

All-Conference
Nov 13, 2004
3,456
2,693
113
Mayonnaise. Yuck. Only makes me think of one thing...

My dad gave me the talk when I was about 10 years old. I asked what a ****** looks like. He said, "Before sex it looks like a beautiful, delicate rose..."

And I asked him what about after sex... He said, "Well, imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise."

Gotta love Dads, I sure miss mine. My “sex talk” from my dad was the following: “son, put a head gasket on that hot rod”...
 

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
16,772
12,571
113
I just recently discovered Dukes Mayo, its not bad. I just ate me a bologna sandwich w/ some Dukes on it a few minutes ago. Let them shaft us out of going to their bowl game though and I'll start using Hellman's again and tell them about how much money Outback has missed from me over the years.
 

bruiser.sixpack

Redshirt
Aug 13, 2009
7,346
0
0
I had no idea David Duke got into the Mayonnaise biddness.

Interesting.

Haha. I was already searching to see if there was any Racist history behind the Duke family name but alas, she was just a home maker who made sandwiches for the returning WWI troops to South Carolina and starting packaging her mayo and became a tycoon of epic proportions. But no dirty laundry to shed. So we are stuck with Dukes Bowl for a couple of years. We do have a Kraft Bowl so I guess competition is good. I wonder why we have a Sugar Bowl and no Salt & Pepper Bowl.

The “Cotton” Bowl will have to be renamed though. Somebody get to work on that. Maybe that can be our Salt & Pepper Bowl.
 
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