Bigger piece of shite?

SyonaraStanz

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Mar 5, 2010
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The person who doesn’t wear a mask?

or

The person who leaves his or her buggy randomly in the parking lot?

I’m going with the buggy *******.....
 

TNT.sixpack

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Nov 4, 2014
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Buggy *******. But if he/she was wearing a mask when they did it, does that sort of cancels it out, right?
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
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Buggy *******. But if he/she was wearing a mask when they did it, does that sort of cancels it out, right?

It depends on whether they took their gloves off and left them in the buggy.
 

My Bru

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Feb 7, 2020
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Ha, I'm your human experiment right here. I will not wear a mask, but I am religious about not only taking the buggy back to the designated return, but many times if it's full I'll take it all the way back to the front, and wipe it down again. At Lowe's, I always take the wood carts back.

Just my way of helping out and not being lazy, I guess. But the lack of a mask makes me an ******* to many people I guess. I can live with that.

Not to mention that I still believe that most people wearing masks are protecting themselves, not others, no matter what they tell you. Either that or they are pure sheep doing what they are told because reasons.

But wait, I do wear a mask to mow the grass sometimes, when it's really dry and when the bahiagrass starts to rage.
 

tenureplan

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Dec 3, 2008
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The person who pulls up and zips into the parking spot that you just let another person out of.
 

PBRME

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Feb 12, 2004
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Couple of weeks ago I went to the grocery store for curbside. Parked in the 2nd spot for curbside. First Curbside only spot was taken but no one in it. Lady comes out pushing a cart, not wearing a mask, loads her vehicle, and then leaves her cart on the curb. My eye twitched.
 

HotMop

All-American
May 8, 2006
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I never leave my buggy randomly in a parking lot. I always place mine in a handicapped spot. *********
 

ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007
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Does the person invade my space?

The person who doesn’t wear a mask?

or

The person who leaves his or her buggy randomly in the parking lot?

I’m going with the buggy *******.....

Need more info. I can avoid a maskless person. I can't avoid someone that doesn't know how to wait their turn to check out the ribeyes in the butcher case.
 

Trojanbulldog19

All-American
Aug 25, 2014
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Double ******* for those that leave their trash in the buggy. I've never understood why people think it's okay to do that
 

Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008
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The deputy who said he needed to take my temperature before letting me into a meeting room. I told him that, by doctor’s orders, I am only allowed to have my temperature checked rectally. I was told to proceed.
 

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
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Buggy ahole by far. You know who you are, the ones not responding to this poll and surprised because everybody thinks your an ahole.
 

Uncle Ruckus

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Apr 1, 2011
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People who leave buggies in the parking lot didn’t run through the line running sprints as kids. ******* bitches.
 

WilCoDawg

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Sep 6, 2012
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Who are these people? And where the hell are you shopping that people do this?
 

msstate7

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Nov 27, 2008
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Mask wearing is starting to remind me of the "Smug alert" episode on South Park when everyone got a hybrid
 

Moe Cabelle

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Feb 16, 2016
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I had to hang in there to know wtf a buggy is.

For the record, the small size (not kid size) cart (I’m not doing it) Kroger introduced a decade or so back remains the shittzle. The hand held baskets were just way too hard when toting copious amounts of beverages and ice cream.

Kudos to that he/her.
 

RocketDawg

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I saw a woman one day who was planning to park in a "close" spot at Walmart, but somebody had left a shopping cart in it. That didn't stop her - she just rammed the thing with her car and pushed it out of the way, sort of. Then she got out of the car and waddled into the store, dressed in size 24 white spandex.
 

PineGroveBully

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Nov 13, 2007
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You can get a great look at a ribeye by sticking your head up a bulls ***, but wouldn’t you rather take the butchers word for it?
 

o_Hot Rock

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Jan 2, 2010
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I leave my buggy everywhere..I don’t work for you or Walmart..,you taking a job from someone every time you put a buggy up. You the ******* in my opinion
 

dannyripms

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Sep 3, 2013
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I haven't wore a mask yet. That **** doesn't help. Most mask don't fit properly around the nose and mouth leaving openings. Just keep your distance, wash your hands and use common sense.
 

RocketDawg

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I haven't wore a mask yet. That **** doesn't help. Most mask don't fit properly around the nose and mouth leaving openings. Just keep your distance, wash your hands and use common sense.

True that they don't help you all that much, but they certainly keep you from spreading whatever you have to others. If everybody wore a mask, then it wouldn't be transmitted.
 

RocketDawg

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Probably the same people who don't wear masks and go through the "Ten Items or Fewer" line at Publix with 11 items. **
 

bulldogcountry1

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Jun 4, 2007
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I wear a mask and constantly touch it because I’m not used to having it on my face. Then, I buy 5 packs of toilet paper.
 

Leeshouldveflanked

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Nov 12, 2016
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True that they don't help you all that much, but they certainly keep you from spreading whatever you have to others. If everybody wore a mask, then it wouldn't be transmitted.
So if everyone wore a mask for 14 days there would be no Corona?
 

jethreauxdawg

Heisman
Dec 20, 2010
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Gee you’re thick**

So if everyone wore a mask for 14 days there would be no Corona?
The pro-mask crowd has never said it stops the disease, just that it might limit the spread. Can’t you understand why it’s so vitally important? We don’t really know if it helps or hurts or has no impact but if we don’t do something, we don’t feel that we are in control of the situation. We’re not in control of it, but we don’t like feeling helpless.
 

Dawgbite

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Nov 1, 2011
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You realize that when you take that buggy back to the store that you are taking a job from some slacker kid who otherwise would be sitting home playing video games. Eventually this slacker will meet another slacker of the opposite sex and they will eventually take a break from playing Grand Larceny XIV and will discover coitus. This will invariably lead to reproduction producing a double naught chromosome slacker who will never hold a job and pay taxes or social security thus causing all of you to have to work until you die, never having the option to retire. You guys are tempting the gods!
 

dog12

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Sep 15, 2016
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I saw a woman one day who was planning to park in a "close" spot at Walmart, but somebody had left a shopping cart in it. That didn't stop her - she just rammed the thing with her car and pushed it out of the way, sort of. Then she got out of the car and waddled into the store, dressed in size 24 white spandex.


Manufacturing any spandex clothing above the size of "Medium" should be illegal.
 

dog12

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Sep 15, 2016
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I haven't wore a mask yet. That **** doesn't help. Most mask don't fit properly around the nose and mouth leaving openings. Just keep your distance, wash your hands and use common sense.

I'm not wearing a mask either, because I think it's overkill and silly.

Based on the circumstances in my local area, there's no need for me to wear a mask. I might change my mind if the circumstances warrant that, but I doubt that will happen.

When I do go to a public place, I definitely stay at least 6 feet away from others and I use common sense to prevent myself and others from getting sick. In my opinion, that's enough.

However, I certainly don't mind if others want to wear a mask (or, a hazmat suit). I have no problem with that.
 
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