My wife got me one about 13-14 years ago (she was trying to tell me something...I think).. Don't think she paid over $150 for it. It finally wore out approx a year ago. (I actually worn out a stationary bike after approx 40,000 miles and not from handles wearing out from hanging clothes...I'm in a rare class). It didn't have all that stuff... just tension setting, time, MPH, distance in miles and some other stuff...calories, fat burned etc of no importance.
Listen to music on MP3 player (or Pandora) which I change every day (I have over 400 GB of music mp3'ed) and in the last year started listening to music and reading kindle while riding...just get in a habit and it is not hard. Did watch 8 years of 24 which took most of a year.
Find a cushion for the seat..I use a small throw cushion.
Newest bike cost approx 400 dollars and and is no better than 150 dollar bike.
Can't imagine that a 2000 dollar bike works any better and certainly not paying 600-700 dollars a year for someone to yell at me.