OM #5 in ESPN Bottom Ten (piling on)

[BingleCocktail]

https://www.espn.com/college-footba...es-mark-turf-akron-zips-claim-bottom-10-title

Instant classic

"Everybody sing along with me now! How much is that doggie in the end zone? The one with the waggly leg. How much is that doggie in the end zone? I do hope that doggie's for sale ... By the way, Patti Page, the answer is: 15 yards, a big egg-shaped trophy and a buyout of $17 million."

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

https://www.espn.com/college-footba...es-mark-turf-akron-zips-claim-bottom-10-title

Instant classic

"Everybody sing along with me now! How much is that doggie in the end zone? The one with the waggly leg. How much is that doggie in the end zone? I do hope that doggie's for sale ... By the way, Patti Page, the answer is: 15 yards, a big egg-shaped trophy and a buyout of $17 million."

That poor kid is going to be 100 years old and still not be able to live that down.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Don't feel sorry for him. At all. Not even a little bit. Did that in front of 55k fans and on national tv. He wanted that **** to go viral, just not in the negative context it became.

Premeditated copycat celebratory dog pissing backfired because they're toxic unimaginative lazy douchebags.

 

[MarkDallas]

Nobody would say peep if they won the game.

 

[Rupert Jenkins]

Hopefully we will never see that again. That is some ignorant ********. I wish they would kick him off the team myself

 

[DeltaChicagoDog]

Hopefully we will never see that again. That is some ignorant ********. I wish they would kick him off the team myself

Punching down, eh? A coach who puts an embarrassing product on the field over and over again should get another year, but let a player make an immature mistake and he should be kicked off the team sight unseen. That's rich.

 

[Dawg1979]

Punching down, eh? A coach who puts an embarrassing product on the field over and over again should get another year, but let a player make an immature mistake and he should be kicked off the team sight unseen. That's rich.

pretty sure it wasn't sight unseen. it was seen across the globe. it will for real go down as one of the biggest blunders in sports history. i used to get these vhs tapes from Sports Illustrated when i was younger. Jaw Dropper Plays, Biggest Upsets in Sports, "the band is on the field," yadda, yadda, yadda. All hosted by Chris Collinsworth. well this ending would be #1 on the Biggest Sports Blunders vhs. he should be getting **** on by the whole fan base and he should pay for his actions. kick him off the team, let him learn a life lesson, he'll play for Old Dominion and still play for a bottom dweller which is what the post is about.

 

[MedDawg]

Only OM's kicker would have been able to do it in the 2018 Egg Bowl. **

Nobody would say peep if they won the game.

nm

 

[Upyurs]

Im no where near an Ole Miss fan but this is ridiculous to consider Ole Miss one of the 10 worst teams in football this year. Unless it is intended to be the the most "disappointing" teams perhaps. We could easily fall into the top 15-20

 

[campshelbydog842003]

It would be fitting to get up on them by about 30 next year and have our kicker do the dog piss celebration after he kicks his 7th PAT of the day.

 

[bulldogbaja]

It is the ten most embarrassing and dysfunctional teams. So I'd have to say, yeah.

 

[Negative Waves]

The No. 5 team has always been a team that loses in a humiliating/embarrassing

Im no where near an Ole Miss fan but this is ridiculous to consider Ole Miss one of the 10 worst teams in football this year. Unless it is intended to be the the most "disappointing" teams perhaps. We could easily fall into the top 15-20

way or is majorly under performing. It's not meant for technically the fifth worst team.

 

[Cap'n Geech]

It's also interesting that 50% of their wins came against fellow ESPN Bottom Ten inductees.

 

[L4Dawg]

It would be fitting to get up on them by about 30 next year and have our kicker do the dog piss celebration after he kicks his 7th PAT of the day.

If he does he should be kicked off the team.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

It would be fitting to get up on them by about 30 next year and have our kicker do the dog piss celebration after he kicks his 7th PAT of the day.

FMB should do a dog piss formation at halftime

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

FMB should do a dog piss formation at halftime

That would be epic. Even do the leg lift.

 

[HumpDawgy]

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[The Peeper]

A mistake is something that happens once. If it happens twice its becoming a pattern...............

 

[RocketDawg]

He's not the first one to do it. He was copying what another OM player did just two years ago on the same field.