Here's to you Matt Luke!

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Any of us would be lucky to have a tenth the good fortune that Matt Luke has had. He's getting a cool grand total of $12.6 million to be head coach at Ole Miss for 2 years (not counting his interim year). We didn't even pay Croom half that much over 5 years.

It gives hope to all of us that we might someday find ourselves accidentally sitting in the C-Suite thanks to the boss royally 17ing (literally) up and getting a nice golden parachute while we adequately steer the company into unprofitability.

 

[tatedog]

Got a laugh today out of Keith Carter explaining that Luke's firing was due to "apathy" around the program. I wonder how Keith thinks he got his job.

 

[RiverCityDawg]

Any of us would be lucky to have a tenth the good fortune that Matt Luke has had. He's getting a cool grand total of $12.6 million to be head coach at Ole Miss for 2 years (not counting his interim year). We didn't even pay Croom half that much over 5 years.

It gives hope to all of us that we might someday find ourselves accidentally sitting in the C-Suite thanks to the boss royally 17ing (literally) up and getting a nice golden parachute while we adequately steer the company into unprofitability.

Golden parachute thanks to a golden shower, amirite? (Sorry, I'll see myself out.)

 

[Shamoan]

he made out like a bandit. if he had half the love he proclaims to have to OM, he would give half of it back and he could still feel great about fleecing his beloved university.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Nicky Fitz’s ankle cost Ole Miss a LOT of $$$$$$