Would you rather?

[Boomstick Huncho Dawg]

Would you rather the Dawgs have a 50% chance to win the national championship every year, but if they win your wife or significant other (its 2019 get over it) has to fornicate with a person of your choosing?

Or.....

Would you rather the Dawgs only win a maximum of 4 games a year and lose to TSUN every year, but every year you get to fornicate with one person of your choosing?

Please discuss

 

[tatedog]

Is this really even a debate? Both of A would be dreams come true for many. Sit back and watch State win while some other guy does the heavy lifting.

 

[DeeBostJumper]

My circumstances may be a little different than others, but A seems like dream come true for me. I already keep a pineapple outside my house, so not much really changes besides the fact that State has a 50% chance to win the Natty...

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I thought you were making out with coaches?

 

[Boomstick Huncho Dawg]

I thought you were making out with coaches?

That was last week. This is now.

 

[Bcash2]

Obviously option 1.

Would you rather the Dawgs have a 50% chance to win the national championship every year, but if they win your wife or significant other (its 2019 get over it) has to fornicate with a person of your choosing?

Or.....

Would you rather the Dawgs only win a maximum of 4 games a year and lose to TSUN every year, but every year you get to fornicate with one person of your choosing?

Please discuss

And I choose myself. Now, can we go ahead and ban this douchebag^^ and his friend Sylvester Cream?

 

[She Mate Me]

Just so I'm clear, the person of my choosing in scenario numero uno could be Salma Hayek armed with some form of strapped on device. Is that correct?

 

[travis.sixpack]

Excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs after reading that.

 

[Shmuley]

I'm listening.

 

[dickiedawg]

And I choose myself. Now, can we go ahead and ban this douchebag^^ and his friend Sylvester Cream?

Winner, winner

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Just so I'm clear, the person of my choosing in scenario numero uno could be Salma Hayek armed with some form of strapped on device. Is that correct?

/thread