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Mining dawg

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We are looking for someone to help set-up/take down our tailgate. We would also like for you to be around during the game to assist with anything that comes up. We will compensate hourly, 12 hours/day. Some games require less time but pay is still for 12 hours. DM me for more info.
 
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Miketice

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Mining dawg said:
We are looking for someone to help set-up/take down our tailgate. We would also like for you to be around during the game to assist with anything that comes up. We will compensate hourly, 12 hours/day. Some games require less time but pay is still for 12 hours. DM me for more info.
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LOL. Assist with anything that comes up? Like a valet? Do I have to sit with you guys or can you call me and I'll run over from
my tailgate?. Exactly how drunk am I permitted to be? Do I have my own chair if I'm not allowed to leave? What's the pay?
 
dorndawg

dorndawg

Heisman
Sep 10, 2012
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Sounds like more of a Butler-type gig. Bet you can squeeze an extra quarter an hour of your name is Jeeves or Alfred.
 
Dawgbite

Dawgbite

Heisman
Nov 1, 2011
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Miketice said:
LOL. Assist with anything that comes up? Like a valet? Do I have to sit with you guys or can you call me and I'll run over from
my tailgate?. Exactly how drunk am I permitted to be? Do I have my own chair if I'm not allowed to leave? What's the pay?
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you will be required to be close in case I need a beer out of the cooler and don’t want to get out of my chair. I won’t have to call you because you will be wearing one of those remote control shock dog collars. I will give you a warning beep when I need you and if you are prompt, I won’t be required to zap you. You can be drunk enough to be entertaining but not so drunk that I have to zap you with the collar. Nobody likes to see a grown man on the ground squirming and screaming with urine all over his pants. You will figure it all out by the second or third game. Pay will depend on the quality of my experience.
 
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engie

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May 29, 2011
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Seems like a lot to ask for without just calling Southern Traditions. Setting up for you and tearing down for you is one thing, but to totally potentially sacrifice ones whole game experience to be on call for you and I assume not actually go into the game? Maybe the takers are blowing you up thru pm, so what do I know?
 
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dickiedawg

All-Conference
Feb 22, 2008
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Southern Traditions is $500/game. That's enough to pay 5 minimum wage butlers for 12 hours and still have enough left over for a few cases of beer.
 
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InTheIttaBenaHotSun

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Jan 9, 2016
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Dawgbite said:
you will be required to be close in case I need a beer out of the cooler and don’t want to get out of my chair. I won’t have to call you because you will be wearing one of those remote control shock dog collars. I will give you a warning beep when I need you and if you are prompt, I won’t be required to zap you. You can be drunk enough to be entertaining but not so drunk that I have to zap you with the collar. Nobody likes to see a grown man on the ground squirming and screaming with urine all over his pants. You will figure it all out by the second or third game. Pay will depend on the quality of my experience.
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^^This is hilarious...I’m laughing tears.
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
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Website says $3500 for base package which is 10x20 tent, table, chairs, lights, Dish and electricity
 
Jeffreauxdawg

Jeffreauxdawg

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That was the most Ole Miss, I wanna party in the Growvah sounding request I can recall on this board.

I am calling it now... There will be another viral lashing incident in The Junction this season. Mining Dawg will be on the receiving end...

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