You never know what you will find at Walmart

[preacher_dawg]

http://www.wlbt.com/2019/04/12/woma...-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-walmart-police-say/

 

[Grove Sh*tter]

She's 46? She doesn't look a day over 70.

 

[o_LandDawg]

Ah...the ole “cause a ruckus so the dog can steal some jiffy” trick. Sounds like the mutt screwed it all up by getting distracted and giving the law time to show up.

Meth is whack.

 

[aTotal360]

I've been to Oh Clair. None of this is surprising.

 

[57stratdawg]

I loved her in Snow White..

 

[SirBarksalot]

Gotta be a mistake..this has to be from Florida doesn’t it?

 

[trob115]

Holy smokes. The read like an Onion article.

 

[MSUDawg25]

Not to make assumptions, but I think drugs may have been involved...

 

[SwampDawg]

They all need to be tested. Including Bo.

 

[Shmuley]

That’s Helen Thomas’s long last daughter. And she’s contributing to the delinquency of a border collie

 

[DoomSlayer]

Still wouldn’t be the craziest thing I’ve seen at Walmart.

 

[MeridianDog]

Sigh - So hard to take the little lady to Walmarks. And now that the dogs been banned, Uncle Luther is not sure what he can do.

By the way, he was just trying on some new duds. Trying to stay fashion current.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Ah...the ole “cause a ruckus so the dog can steal some jiffy” trick.

You insensitive *******

 

[JoMo MoJo]

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[PineGroveBully]

I'm sure she's a butter face**

 

[preacher_dawg]

Still wouldn’t be the craziest thing I’ve seen at Walmart.

Stories?

 

[DoomSlayer]

Stories?

Some guy on meth was running from the law, pulled up to Walmart and smashed into a bollard, ran inside with a gun and started firing at the cops that were chasing him through the doors. He was eventually gunned down in the store. I was in the parking lot for the whole thing.

 

[DancingRabbit]

They all need to be tested. Including Bo.

Bo is obviously the brains of the operation.

 

[tatedog]

She's 46? She doesn't look a day over 70.

She attributes her youthful appearance to the karate.

 

[tatedog]

Didn't the North Jackson Walmart have an incident with someone driving their car (or attempting to) through the entrance recently?

 

[Dan Dority]

From the article headline, They should take that act on the road!

 

[preacher_dawg]

If you read the Facebook post, it's even funnier (especially the woman going to the parking lot during all this to practice karate), but 1 comment was very sad, about the guy having a brain injury and never being the same since.

 

[JoMo MoJo]

Didn't the North Jackson Walmart have an incident with someone driving their car (or attempting to) through the entrance recently?

That was South Jackson WalMart on 18

 

[Mechanicaldawg]

Interview from the scene, with transcript:

Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the new across the nation, at the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me sir, did you see what happened..."Yeah, I did. I wuz just standin over there by the tomaters, and hare he come, runnin through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. Ethel was over air ina jams, jellies, perserves and pickles. I hollered over air, I said "don't look Etheeelllll!" It was too late. She dropped a whole jar a cumquats, fell back into the sweet midget sour. It was too late, she had done been incensed..."

 

[johnson86-1]

That’s Helen Thomas’s long last daughter. And she’s contributing to the delinquency of a border collie

Nah, no antisemetism in the story so probably no connection to Thomas

 

[bbqbully]

And another!

https://rare.us/rare-humor/woman-steals-walmart-scooter/amp/