OT: Late invite for a Halloween Party

Lettucexxxx

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Found out last night, Party is tonight. Everyone is in their 30’s.

It began as a couples thing but the host, my college roommate must’ve stood up in it at some point this week. The wife granted him a few wishes.
Adult party, unfortunately not in Reunion.

The first, and likely the death knell, she allowed jellow shots........and these son of a bitches won’t be normal. I know for a fact he spiked em with a half shot Everclear each.

Second, she allowed this silly bastard to invite his single friends. Now, I’m not sure if she was following suit on the deal but I’m holding out hope. I’m scared to know who may be driving up out of the swamp to attend.

Third, the one that I really don’t understand....she’s allowing him to build a bonfire. I’ve seen this guy come back from death twice. Both involved bonfires. All bets are off.
Wouldn’t surprise me the least if 3/4 people go to jail.
will send a post game update.

I’m not a 17ing Halloween guy. I’m usually at the hunting camp at this time....but I hear it may be some top quality *** in attendance.

I tried to lay out the crime scene the best I could only to ask you this... I need a clever costume. I have a few ideas but what say the pack? Ideas?
 

Dawgzilla

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Complete with blackface. I don't know Lettuce's skin color, but blackface will be a big hit regardless.
 

WeWonItAll(Most)

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Evan Stone
 

Drewbowski

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Without blackface, wear a crooked pre 2009 Mstate hat with Moorhead's wonky eye brow drawn on and make sure everyone knows that you don't know what you're doing/in over your head/keep putting a square peg into a round hole.
 

maroonmadman

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Wear nothing but roller skates, go as your wife's pull toy...

OR

Hollow out a hole in a potato, stick your pecker in it, tell everyone you're a famous dictator....

Bada Bing!
 
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