Chip, the Colorado mascot, had

[missouridawg]

A pretty bad weekend.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1042449596545417216?s=21

 

[Miketice]

Can't stop watching that. Poor dude. Whoever handed him the cannon should have to do it to himself. No way he could see the thing with the Chip costume on

 

[57stratdawg]

I have laughed so much at that clip. I can’t believe it hasn’t happened before.

 

[Drewbowski]

I was thinking it was usually a cheerleader/unsuited mascot doing the shooting and not the person wearing the suit.

 

[M R DAWGS]

Can't stop watching that. Poor dude. Whoever handed him the cannon should have to do it to himself. No way he could see the thing with the Chip costume on

Absolutely agree with this. What a jerk. However, your comment makes the video even funnier. He never saw it coming.

 

[thekimmer]

The Kang approves this video....

A pretty bad weekend.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1042449596545417216?s=21

Self-castrating bovine. What will they think of next.

 

[Miketice]

Self-castrating bovine. What will they think of next.

LOLOL. Jackie could've saved some time

 

[WilCoDawg]

I thought there were stickers on those canons warning to not operate while high as a kite.

 

[tenureplan]

Can't stop watching that. Poor dude. Whoever handed him the cannon should have to do it to himself. No way he could see the thing with the Chip costume on

Uhmm the trigger would be backwards. It was staged. They brought the cart out for him.

 

[AlCoDog]

He shot himself in the dick on purpose? With a t-shirt cannon?

 

[Miketice]

LOL. umm no

 

[Miketice]

He shot himself in the dick on purpose? With a t-shirt cannon?

These are two fantastic sarcastic questions. I laughed

 

[Dawghouse]

delete - couldn't figure out how to embed.

 

[tenureplan]

He shot himself in the dick on purpose? With a t-shirt cannon?

Could be a she...could be slightly above the dick.

 

[AlCoDog]

True. It could be Caitlyn Jenner in that suit for all we know.

 

[tenureplan]

It is obvious, it had to put its hand at the end of the "barrel" to pull the trigger.

 

[RocketDawg]

Hilarious. Hauling him off on the cart was a nice touch.

Wonder what the "blue hairs" thought of that ....

 

[Drebin]

He shot himself in the dick on purpose? With a t-shirt cannon?

For the Magazine this week, we are asking Engie to give us advice on how to not shoot ourselves in the dick with a t-shirt cannon.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

He was probably handed the gun and as he was turning it around he accidentally pulled the trigger.

 

[tenureplan]

He was probably handed the gun and as he was turning it around he accidentally pulled the trigger.

You guys need to take better care of your dicks. There is no way that accidentally happens. The trigger was at the end of the barrel

 

[CochiseCowbell]

You guys need to take better care of your dicks. There is no way that accidentally happens. The trigger was at the end of the barrel

I agree with you on all the points you've made in this thread. But, how far North (West) of the Mason Dixon line are you that you implored us with "you guys"?

 

[13thEagle]

True. It could be Caitlyn Jenner in that suit for all we know.

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[tenureplan]

Born in starkville, grew up in meridian, went to high school in Hattiesburg, spent ten more years in starkville. After school got a travelling job out of state and lost my dialect...my apologies.

ETA- living northeast of Atlanta for the foreseeable future

 

[Chesusdog]

For the Magazine this week, we are asking Engie to give us advice on how to not shoot ourselves in the dick with a t-shirt cannon.

I can see the headline now:

Engie explains proper t-shirt cannon dick-shooting technique.

 

[Miketice]

For the Magazine this week, we are asking Engie to give us advice on how to not shoot ourselves in the dick with a t-shirt cannon.

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