Why Our Opponent Sucks: Louisiana

615dawg

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The Bulldogs are 2-0 on the season, and an old regional friend is coming to town. The University of Southwestern Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns are 1-0, coming off a win over in-state rival Grambling. Here are three reasons that USL sucks.



The entire 2014 and 2016 college baseball seasons.

I will forever hate USL for the debacle that was the 2014 NCAA Baseball Regional. USL fans were next level **** talkers headed into this regional. Tickets were basically nonexistent. Then Jackson State went in and beat the greatest USL baseball team of all-time 1-0 to send them to the loser's bracket. They would claw their way back to face MSU in the regional title game - which they cheated in both games to advance and let Ole Miss beat them to get to Omaha.

In 2016, they again had a solid club, but couldn't beat Arizona. Arizona came to Starkville and beat our SEC Championship team and went on to the national championship series. USL did not want to face MSU after the 2014 debacle.



The head basketball coach at Opelousas High School

You see that high school coach with his daughter? That's Brad Boyd. He's the head coach at Opelousas High School. One of those Cajun schools. In 2002, Mississippi State came into the season ranked in the top 10, and hosted USL to start the season. USL was a solid club, but shouldn't have been on the same court as our Top 10 Bulldogs, led by Derrick Zimmerman. But Brad Boyd, the original RAT, had the game of his life. He could not miss. We had a finger up his nose and he would drain a 25-foot three pointer to lead USL to a 79-76 upset. Game reports say that Boyd had 33 points that game. Those that were there would have sworn it was twice that.

I will try to explain this but I worry my words will not be able to speak to you young ones. You see, 2002 was the worst of the bad football seasons. We went 3-8 and were rarely competitive. The season started out at Oregon in the Kevin Fant tire game. Our wins were Jacksonville State, Troy and Memphis. We were on national television just twice in an 0-8 SEC season. We endured that season because we knew one thing: The Hump was going to rock that season.

We had everything coming back from a team that was a No. 3 seed in the NCAA Tournament. Preseason polls had us pegged in the top 10, and we were a popular pick for the Final Four. Timmy Bowers. Mario Austin. Derrick Zimmerman. Branden Vincent. Big Feces. Basketball season was upon us and futility was about to disappear. To the Hump for Hoops - a sellout crowd on a Saturday night after losing to Arkansas on the gridiron.

Then USL came in and beat us. We had a fine season - but were upset by Butler in the first round of the tournament.





A reminder of my biggest beef with Dan Mullen

See that guy being lifted up by his teammates? That's Brett Baer, and this is after kicking a 50+ yarder to win a bowl game. He had several of those in his career - I can't remember the last time we attempted a 50 yarder. I do not dislike Brett, but playing USL makes me think about Brett. You see, he was a Lou Groza finalist at USL. He also hailed from Brandon, Mississippi and grew up a huge Mississippi State fan. Mullen wouldn't give him the time of day. So while Mullen was going through a series of bad kickers, this guy was quite the weapon for USL, and helped lead them to their most successful seasons in history.
 
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stateguy

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that dude hit like 9 threes that day. Buddy and I were convinced he couldn't keep making them - we were wrong
 

msu71

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The last one he made, he was falling out of bounds and we had clawed our way back to tie the game with about 25 seconds left. Zimmerman basically trapped him in the left corner and he lost the ball off of his foot, but grabbed it and just heaved up a shot and it went over the backboard from the left corner and SWISH, game over. Unbelievable.
 

615dawg

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That game is the most disappointed I have ever left an MSU sporting event until last year's Egg Bowl.

That 02-03 team underachieved big time. We got the preseason love we covet as a fanbase and blew it against USL in the opener. With the exception of Shan Foster at Vanderbilt against us that night in Nashville - there has never been another opposing basketball player that just couldn't miss no matter how well we defended him.
 

DAWG61

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#4 reason why they suck. They keep trying to cram "Louisiana" only as their name down everyone's throats. Not happening ULL. You will forever have Lafayette attached to you like herpes.
 

Seinfeld

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That’s hilarious. I will say, though, that I was surprised to see that they have an enrollment of 19k
 

mount lefroy

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just like Memphis State......

#4 reason why they suck. They keep trying to cram "Louisiana" only as their name down everyone's throats. Not happening ULL. You will forever have Lafayette attached to you like herpes.

going to take a LOOOOONG time
 

patdog

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Difference is, Memphis really did change their name to Univ. of Memphis. There is no Univ. of Louisiana. There is a Univ. of Louisiana - Lafayette and a Univ. of Louisiana - Monroe.
 

GloryDawg

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I was driving back from Houston and stopped in that town at McDonald's. I asked for a number two no cheese. When I looked they gave me a number 5. I carried it back in and said I wanted a number 2 with no cheese. Then they gave me another number 5. Those **** heads need to learn English.
 
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They really did choke away that 2014 Super Regional to Ole Miss.

In a way, I'm glad they beat us. We didn't really deserve it, since we'd gotten lucky with Jackson State, plus they saved us from embarrassment in Oxford. Ole Miss rolls into town, promptly gets beat in Game 1, then ULL chokes on their own vomit in Game 2, Game 3 was over before it started.

Now we can't make fun of them about Omaha anymore.
 

615dawg

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We tended to launch some pretty good runs during that time. Butler and Xavier come to mind in basketball. Oregon in football.
 

stateguy

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you stopped in Lafayette to eat and went to McDonalds? I'm far from being too goof for McD - but Lafayette has some really good food that isn't much more expensive and close to I-10
 
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