Winning the party

[DawgInOxford]

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/o...ole-miss-fans-have-all-out-brawl-at-tailgate/

Looks like a good time.

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

Just goes to show Alcohol and Redneckism don’t mix. Did any chandeliers or bow ties get damaged?

 

[kb549]

This is what our society has come to. Let’s all pull out our phones and record it so we can have the 15 seconds of viral fame instead of jumping in and pulling them apart before they do irreparable damage to one another (fenoly battery or manslaughter isn’t so hard to be charged with these days.) As much as I despise them, we aren’t immune from it. We had a similar incident last season. One drunk freshman (or sidewalk fan) who doesn’t respect the years of cowbell free violence could ruin it for all of us. There’s a time and place for settling your differences and having friends who will pull you apart when enough licks have been thrown. In the middle of a tailgate ain’t the time or place.

 

[SirBarksalot]

Keep it classy Sharks.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Lmao. I enjoyed that. That’s how it should be, fight it out, then go back to parting. No guns or knives being pulled.

 

[maroonmadman]

No wonder they're so easy to hate, they hate themselves.

 

[SirBarksalot]

Fear and Self Loathing in Oxford

 

[HotMop]

I'm guessing one of them slipped up and said he didn't like Tony the Shark, hilarity ensued.

 

[JoMo MoJo]

Ol Chadwick was having his way with Chauncey Berrington, III.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Sissyboy slap party!!!

 

[DamnitDog]

"Oh 17, oh 17, oh 17, oh 17, oh 17, oh 17...stop it Frank!!!, oh 17, oh 17, oh 17"
Gotta love the expert, eyewitness commentary in Oxghanistan, Douchebags at their finest!

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I wish I could give this more thumbs up. I get that this is Ole Miss. I get that these are probably students. But, an "adult" should step in & reel them both in. I don't mean an older person or one with authority. Just someone with a tiny bit of maturity. Someone who's pissed at both of them for ruining a good time for everyone just because they had a bowtie color disagreement.

Old Man post: Get off my lawn!

 

[Crazy Cotton]

Is this at the golf course or a footsball match? I just don't think i could stand to hang out with any of these people, ever.

 

[HuskyBDawg]

Ol Chadwick was having his way with Chauncey Berrington, III.

Chauncy B3 should've stuck with the What to Wear Color Chart and not gone rogue.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Guess they were fighting for the last drumstick. Hope they got their tent deposit back.

 

[OrlandoLundie]

Looks like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/o...ole-miss-fans-have-all-out-brawl-at-tailgate/

Looks like a good time.

 

[WilCoDawg]

Were they fighting over:
A) who was wearing the correct colored polo, or
B) who shall eat the last cold chicken tender, or
C) who drinks the last Zima

 

[DudyDog]

...If only that defense had this much fight.

 

[ronpolk]

I hope no ones china or chandelier got messed up**

 

[gymdawg.sixpack]

This is why nobody should be surprised about them acting the same way on the field, breaking legs n ****. Clearly an institution of hate, anger, and agression

 

[hdogg]

Were they fighting over:
A) who was wearing the correct colored polo, or
B) who shall eat the last cold chicken tender, or
C) who drinks the last Zima

This was my favorite post over the whole weekend, and it was a damm fine weekend of posts indeed. Obviously platinum wins every Wed and Friday... but this was gold

 

[13thEagle]

Reminds me of last year when they had a free for all in the stands during the south alabama game.
I think of them had on tassled loafers when the dress code called for pennys.

Anyway i asked on a south alabama board if anyone saw it. I got a reply "It happened across the isle from me. They could have gone on all night and no one would have gotten hurt"

 

[SWFLDawg]

Rocking a crop top!

 

[HumpDawgy]

I think he split his skinny jeans.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Needs more belt

 

[Tall Dawg]

Looks like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

They look like 2 guys having a rooster fight.
Do these DAs NOT know how to swing their arms...
and try to strike a blow?
Watching these 2 fight reminds me of the Old Miss
Defense...soft as a roll of Charmin.

The Grove is a very dangerous place....

 

[HumpDawgy]

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[o_ArcadeDawg]

Best comment was,
Seen better fights at the old folks home.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Always wondered what an actual red cup rebellion looked like. Unimpressed.

 

[13thEagle]

This is why nobody should be surprised about them acting the same way on the field, breaking legs n ****. Clearly an institution of hate, anger, and agression

You left off Judicial bribery

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Were they fighting over:
A) who was wearing the correct colored polo, or
B) who shall eat the last cold chicken tender, or
C) who drinks the last Zima

This should be in a choose your own adventure book

 

[Bruce Dakinson]

Geez. Never change Ole Miss.

Feels like this fight was between a 90lbs dude named Tanner with a bowl cut and his friend Colton dressed in pastels with a button up smedium (When clearly an extra large is required) duking it out over scuffed penny loafers and how many times it took to make a 22 on the ACT.