Weekend Meal Itinerary

[Lettucexxxx]

Every year, a group of my long time buddies come together for a family weekend. Lately, we have incorporated our weekend with Labor Day, football and dove hunting. Good times for sure but this years meals needed to be shared. Share your grilling plans, fellow Pack. I sent this around this morning. I made sure to include the wives.

Slaughter House 2018 Meal Itinerary

Friday Night:
Meet and Greet and Drink. A lot ...


Bush’s famous Homemade Choke Dog Burger. Served with beer battered onion rings and washed down with a Big Gulp of Bourbon.


Saturday Morning:
After everyone ***** out 4 lbs of meat...


Scott and Laura’s Bring Yo *** Back Breakfast Casserole. Served with a garden Bloody Mary and 2 liters of water.


Saturday Lunch:
We bout half drunk. Prob a couple more ***** had...


Fresh never frozen Blackened Speckled Trout Poboys served on real 17ing Poboy bread.
Dressed with a Romain heart and spread wide open for the Special Sauce. We serve pickles on Poboys. Hand cut Crinkles


Saturday Night:
***** done got spicy. The females will have been double dipped into the Mimosas....


Whole Filet served with Taters for them haters. Paired with Fireball and Whiskey. For dessert, vanilla Blue Bell ice cream with melted Hershey bar melted in it.


Sunday Morning:
We all feel like ****. Look like **** and smell like ****...
Bloody Mary Served with Fruit and BC Poweder. 3gallons of lemon water.


Sunday Lunch:
Ammonia And Lemon Water Bath....


Full Lemon and Lettuce Surf and Turf Poboys mixed with left over fish, filet and hamburger. That **** will prob need Ketchup.


Sunday Night:
We are prob drunk. Bad drunk....


Freshly mangled Doves Breast Wrapped in Bacon With Cream Cheese And Jalapeño flutes somewhere in the mix. More FireBall out of the kids water gun. Melted vanilla and Whiskey out of the kids water gun.


LSU comes on at 6:30. We need to eat before the tacky *** purple and gold turns our stomachs and ruin our dinner.

 

[was21]

2 lb refrigerated pulled pork from Sam's Club prepared with advisory from Kansas City Masterpiece...cook it in the oven and eat it on buns

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

What time you want me to show up?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Damn. I want to join your dove hunt!

When do you have time to miss those too high birds?

Tell me that fireball is for the split tails.

 

[57stratdawg]

Can we ride together?

 

[Lettucexxxx]

The field is strategically set up under a long powerline. We let the kiddys take pop shots with the .22.
The fire ball is in a constant rotation, carried by the 8 year old female nazi party. They look like hells army rolling through the field. Train of about 4 of them. All in pink camo, the craziest one driving the Ranger.......then hassle you if you dont chug longer than 5 seconds. Bad *** little kids.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Fat thumbed you an August quit. My bad.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Saturday morning... Out of toilet paper... Grab some fresh stadium cups... Wash in Dales and return them... No one will ever notice...

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Sounds like a helluva time. Experience behooves me to suggest:

1. Jumbo pack of paper towels
2. Jumbo pack of chubs wet wipes
3. Gatorade
4. Mop bucket
5. That Men in Black memory eraser thingy

Have one for me and be safe bro

 

[maroonmadman]

Sipping Mai Tai's on Waikiki Beach. Haven't decided what I'll eat yet but then again I probably won't care.

 

[Palmettodog]

I'm jealous. I'll be planting food plots all weekend. Our dove field got converted to a 17ing solar farm, so no dove hunting.

 

[RPOdawg]

Who here can tell me how to make the best bloody marry? I’d like to enjoy one while watching the ole miss game.

 

[BigBully]

Depends if you like it mild or spicy. Best Bloody Mary juice I have found is Ballast Point Mix. If you can't find Ballast Point, Zing Zang is not too bad.

Include a generous amount of vodka, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, lime, horseradish, hot sauce (if you like), garnish with bacon, celery stick, pearl onion, or whatever you dream up.

 

[Lettucexxxx]

This stuff is legit, if you can find it


I go lemon, lime wedge, squeezed and dunked.
A stick of celery. Stick of bacon.
Then take an umbrella with the spicy bean, pickled okra and green olive combo. Two drops of whatsthishere sauce and two dabs of Tabasco. Nothing crazy.

Feels you up quick.

I suggest an equal glass of water during consumption...especially if you go back for seconds. You can hide a lot of vodka in just a little bit of mix.

 

[Arnold Babar.sixpack]

I rim the cup with Tony Chachere, do half Zing Zang half McClures generous pour of Tito's (have also done a blanco Tequila-very good), splash of Worcestershire, splash of Franks hot sauce, strip of bacon, celery stick and a toothpick of a blue cheese olive, pearl onion and boiled shrimp no shell.

Oh, and 3 Zantac and some soft wipes....

 

[The Usual Suspect]

I'm jealous. I'll be planting food plots all weekend. Our dove field got converted to a 17ing solar farm, so no dove hunting.

So you're saying the "environment" was destroyed to save the environment?*

 

[PearlRiverCoDawg]

Best wing sauce??

 

[Palmettodog]

Never thought of it that way, but yeah. 20 acre field that he planted for us with corn and sunflower, he harvested the corn and left a few rows for cover. We were responsible for bush hogging and discing any rows. We paid $7k a year for that field. Solar folks must pay well or the tax breaks are killer.

 

[RPOdawg]

Best wing sauce??

Lemon pepper dry rub do not @ me

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Never thought of it that way, but yeah. 20 acre field that he planted for us with corn and sunflower, he harvested the corn and left a few rows for cover. We were responsible for bush hogging and discing any rows. We paid $7k a year for that field. Solar folks must pay well or the tax breaks are killer.

Progress?

ETA: I'm more of a cheap light beer drinker all damn day long than I am a fan of cocktails or shots. But, a good Bloody Mary is hard to beat. I usually start with one on game days.

 

[Awwhellnaw]

Saturday:
Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank

 

[SirBarksalot]

Sounds like a reunion ice cream party, extended version,