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CochiseCowbell

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Oct 29, 2012
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Brandon, I stopped work to give you a standing ovation for your Kenney Chesney Rant. I received weird looks because I listen through headphones. He is the father of Bro Country & I've been saying it for years. Thanks for using your platform to spread the knowledge & hate.

Also, I shared your Christmas episode with Jack's daughters. They got a real kick out of it.
 
May 5, 2017
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Thank you. For everyone who didn't listen....

I ended my show with my top 5 celebrities I hate the most.

They were:
5: Giada from the Food Network: Nobody smiles that much.
4: All late night TV hosts: None of them are funny.
3: Skip Bayless/Steven A. Smith: They are the worst.
2: Rosie O'Donnell: Can't handle her either.
1: Kenny Chesney: The worst "musician" that ever got famous.
 

SyonaraStanz

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I ended my show with my top 5 celebrities I hate the most.

They were:
5: Giada from the Food Network: Nobody smiles that much.
4: All late night TV hosts: None of them are funny.
3: Skip Bayless/Steven A. Smith: They are the worst.
2: Rosie O'Donnell: Can't handle her either.
1: Kenny Chesney: The worst "musician" that ever got famous.

How can you hate "Cooking with Cleavage"?! I'm guessing you hate Hump Day and TGIF threads as well. If her smile is an issue, zoom in and view from the neck down.
 

MittRomney

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Nov 6, 2012
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I agree...

I ended my show with my top 5 celebrities I hate the most.

They were:
5: Giada from the Food Network: Nobody smiles that much.
4: All late night TV hosts: None of them are funny.
3: Skip Bayless/Steven A. Smith: They are the worst.
2: Rosie O'Donnell: Can't handle her either.
1: Kenny Chesney: The worst "musician" that ever got famous.

1. Thought I was alone on my Kenny Chesney hate. Can’t put my finger on it, but don’t like him. I like all genres of music (pretty much), so I like country, so that’s not it.

5. Giada does smile a lot, but damn she’s hot. I can overlook the smiling, especially since I’m a solid 3-4 and she’s a 9+.

3. Steven A Smith is too serious. Your talking about games. Not like your discussing anything of substance. I figure Nick Saban would have the same countenance if he were a broadcaster. Chill out. Don’t like the guy either.

2. Rosie O’Donnell is a human punchline. Absolute trash.
 
Nov 12, 2007
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How can you hate "Cooking with Cleavage"?! I'm guessing you hate Hump Day and TGIF threads as well. If her smile is an issue, zoom in and view from the neck down.

The shine off her fivehead (forehead) makes it hard to see the clevage sometimes. Who wants Bobby Flay's sloppy seconds.
 

JoMo MoJo

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Dec 24, 2017
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The lady I hate the worst from Food Network is that jack-jawed Prozac commercial that is the Pioneer cook or whatever her show is called. She has the most punchable face of any woman I have ever seen.
 

stateu1

All-Conference
Mar 21, 2016
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I'd rather you not watch The Godfather than hate Giata. Those tits make cooking great again.
 

tbaydog

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Feb 25, 2008
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I ended my show with my top 5 celebrities I hate the most.

They were:
5: Giada from the Food Network: Nobody smiles that much.
4: All late night TV hosts: None of them are funny.
3: Skip Bayless/Steven A. Smith: They are the worst.
2: Rosie O'Donnell: Can't handle her either.
1: Kenny Chesney: The worst "musician" that ever got famous.

The downvotes have to be because Rosie made your list............
 

Dawgbite

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Nov 1, 2011
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I'm a classic rocker but married a woman who likes her some bro country so I've see Chesney in concert several times. Say what you want about his music but he puts on one heck of a live show. It's the closest thing to a Buffett show I have ever been to. I draw the line at Luke Bryan, not gonna do it.
 
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I don't listen to your radio show, but you have issues if you hate Giada, have never watched the Godfather and don't think any of the late night TV hosts are funny. Tells me i'm not missing anything by not listening to your radio show. I'll continue to not waste my time.
 

Junction John

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Oct 22, 2014
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^You just outed yourself, Carskadon**

I don't listen to your radio show, but you have issues if you hate Giada, have never watched the Godfather and don't think any of the late night TV hosts are funny. Tells me i'm not missing anything by not listening to your radio show. I'll continue to not waste my time.

Giada is a butterface. Fallon is funny. Other than that, he was right on in his countdown judgement.
 

Bulldog Bruce

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Nov 1, 2007
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The reason I can't stand Giada is her need to pronounce all the Italian words with an Italian accent. I am a 4th generation Italian-american. I knew my great grandparents that came over to America. My grand parents, who could speak fluid Italian, would not pronounce the Italian words with an Italian accent. My grandfather said everything with a Brooklyn accent. I would almost guess his Italian was spoken with a Brooklyn accent. It is just so pretentious.

I can't stand it when hispanic people do it either.
 
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