If those friends are alums of MSU they can go straight to Hell too. My best bud is like a brother to me but if he pulled this crap I sure as Hell wouldn't send him a nice note - I'd call his sorry *** up and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?