Arlo, you wordsmith.

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[Xenomorph]

Rent free...

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Meanwhile, in the town that time forgot one Matt Luke just closed down the local Waffle House after consuming their entire inventory of chocolate chip pancakes and imitation maple syrup.

 

[SanfordRJones]

Meanwhile, near a stupid field with trees in it that bowtie wearing douchebags jerk off each other over, ancestors of plantation owners hired a fatass neanderthal and nobody gave a ****.

 

[benatmsu]

Bro... pancakes at Waffle House?
Be better.

Meanwhile, in the town that time forgot one Matt Luke just closed down the local Waffle House after consuming their entire inventory of chocolate chip pancakes and imitation maple syrup.

 

[AFDawg]

The sad thing is they only have a Huddle House.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Smarmy douchebag.

 

[Shmuley]

Meanwhile, in the land of sharks, a pall settled over the forlorn populace. No hero appeared on the horizon and none was expected. The approaching darkness, now much nearer than it had been the previous day, stalked as a predator, invaded every waking thought, and seemed to permeate every conceivable crevice and crack of the town that ESPN forgot. The darkness would not be held back, even as a dwindling few clung helplessly to delusions. The occasional retort aimed at their non-rival seemed empty and hollow; a half-hearted attempt at best. Like an alcoholic who denies that his remedy has lost its anesthetic power, they wandered aimlessly toward nowhere in particular. Nothing they tried served to dull the quickened awareness of the destruction that awaits them.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

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Raise your hand if you took the time to get on Facebook live or seek out coverage of Fatt Luke’s introduction.

Yea. We are the obsessed ones. There is some sour grapes out there right now from UM about the current positive press. And they just won “the only bowl that matters” less than a week ago.

 

[thatsbaseball]

The only question now is who will be the biggest failure as an OM legacy coach. Billy Kinard or Fat Matt. I think walrus *** Luke can get the job done.

 

[bigiron.sixpack]

Give this man the Pulitzer.

 

[Drebin]

Mr. Shmuley, you use your mouth prettier than a two dollar *****.

 

[MarkDallas]

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"That's it? That's one of the nicest things anyone's every said about me."

 

[shep9332]

When asked for a comment, Luke's spokesman said
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[3000lbchicken]

They waited on their savior. Without cause they were deceived. He would show again, however, in a land without seas. Atop a great mountain, and rocks galore. A land called Tennessee, just keep him from them whores.

 

[LawDawg97]

Be still Taggart

Mr. Shmuley, you use your mouth prettier than a two dollar *****.

nm

 

[was21]

yes...too late the hero

 

[Shamoan]

Is that before or after he drizzled queso all over his poncho that doubles as a pullover?

 

[ShrubDog]

Meanwhile, in the land of sharks, a pall settled over the forlorn populace. No hero appeared on the horizon and none was expected. The approaching darkness, now much nearer than it had been the previous day, stalked as a predator, invaded every waking thought, and seemed to permeate every conceivable crevice and crack of the town that ESPN forgot. The darkness would not be held back, even as a dwindling few clung helplessly to delusions. The occasional retort aimed at their non-rival seemed empty and hollow; a half-hearted attempt at best. Like an alcoholic who denies that his remedy has lost its anesthetic power, they wandered aimlessly toward nowhere in particular. Nothing they tried served to dull the quickened awareness of the destruction that awaits them.

^^^ Is a writer

 

[BossDawg78]

Translation: "wahhhhh :'( nobody's saying anything good about Ole Miss wahhhhhhh so I'm gonna say somethin' snarky about State to make me feel better :'( wahhhhhhh"