This game is so big...

[GloryDawg]

if we win I will let my son take a piss in Starkville on the way out of town. No waiting for Louisville this game if things play out. Any suggestions?

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Don't use the flowers by the police station

 

[AFDawg]

A real fan uses a catheter and bag.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Off the top of the upper deck. An epic win calls for an epic whiz.

 

[stateu1]

Let him smoke a cig in the stands or on the way out.

 

[Xenomorph]

Tyrion Lannister style.

 

[GloryDawg]

Let him smoke a cig in the stands or on the way out.

If we won the game I don't think anyone on campus would give a crap.

 

[Dawgbite]

Put him on your shoulders and let him slap a security guard on the way out of the stadium. What are they going to do, arrest a kid?

 

[Dawg1979]

give the boy a beer and a shot of fireball.

 

[GloryDawg]

Put him on your shoulders and let him slap a security guard on the way out of the stadium. What are they going to do, arrest a kid?

I could go for that but I wound't let him hit Michael Simmons.

 

[KurtRambis4]

Hell, it's just a kid. What's it matter?****

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[cowbell88]

On the tires of one of the Bama buses.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

On the feet of a Bama fan

 

[CochiseCowbell]

give the boy a beer and a shot of fireball.

Apt, for fireball is for lasses & wee lads.

 

[BertleTheTurtle]

But would they give a piss?

 

[Drebin]

A real fan wears a diaper and keeps rolling along.

 

[Dawg1979]

he is a wee lad i'm assuming.

 

[Dawgbite]

he is a wee lad i'm assuming.

In that case, have him go Wee Wee Wee all the way home.