Stingray Rant

[Dawg_Nation]

Featuring John Bond

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Ha!

 

[Drebin]

My first reaction was to vomit but that was actually moderately entertaining.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I liked the John Bond bit.

 

[KurtRambis4]

Nice to see that

he allowed the phi delts to participate****

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

The corndog as a mic was a nice touch.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

If you don't like stingray, 17 you.

 

[Shamoan]

That corndog microphone is on serious borrowed time.

 

[Shamoan]

Throat slash to the symphony of cowbells for the double ***** cowbell solo....we are going to win this ****.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Throat slash to the symphony of cowbells for the double ***** cowbell solo....we are going to win this ****.

I thought you would contribute to the Evan Stone thread man. I am disappoint.

 

[Shamoan]

I can't exactly search Evan stone gif at work now can I? TGrind is building deep inside my power core.....it is coming....nail everything the frick down.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

I can't exactly search Evan stone gif at work now can I? TGrind is building deep inside my power core.....it is coming....nail everything the frick down.

I feel like if we win Saturday, an explosion of epic proportions worthy of an Evan Stone money shot clip will occur.

 

[MaroonCrusader]

Am I the only one who thought the fraternity boys in the video made it painfully awkward?

 

[Dogariffic]

Longest 15 minutes of all time.

 

[BELdog]

Stingray is putting on some pounds!

 

[thekimmer]

Very 'corny"......

Featuring John Bond

Or corndoggy maybe. Also, coach O seems to have dropped some serious lbs. And one might be able to understand him if he moved his mouth when he talked.

Anyhoo. The coach O segment was pretty lame even to stingray's standards, except for the corndog mic. It would have been a nice touch to have the ogre devour it cookie monster style leaving stinger holding the stick.

 

[Dawg1979]

leave off the frat douches, the O douche, and the john bond douche and it would be better. actually i hate to admit, but the John Bond part was good. i just dont like the guy. i had a few run ins with him when i worked at Flo's.

 

[The Peeper]

**** me then because I get more embarrassed for him every time I see him

 

[thekimmer]

Such fal-de-rol is mildly entertaining in a bored at work kind of way but I think it's ultimately an embarrassment for our program. Sorry no offense intended stinger.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

**** me then because I get more embarrassed for him every time I see him

Yes, 17 you.

 

[RocketDawg]

Wonder how he gets access to Davis Wade during the week? Presumably it's locked up.

 

[Grove Sh*tter]

I think stingray made some kind of deal with the devil for his "celebrity status." People know who he is now, but his testicles are in a jar on Satan's desk. Why on earth couldn't he be a tide mouthpiece instead? He fits their sidewalk fan mold perfectly.

 

[was21]

Helps to have a sense of humor to tolerate the dude. On the other hand, it reinforces a false impression or the fan base and perpetuates an unfortunate stereotypical image...particularly since he is little more than an Alabama plant

 

[Junction John]

Good Lord

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

Stingray is putting on some pounds!

Shut yo Mouf!

 

[RocketDawg]

He certainly doesn't help our public image. He'd be more at home calling in to Finebaum along with Phyllis and Legend.

 

[was21]

or Tammy

 

[mcdawg22]

**** me then because I get more embarrassed for him every time I see him

yep

 

[Maroonthirteen]

If the university is propping this guy up, can they please help with his material?

Damn, that is just lame. I'm embarrassed for Bond.