Lawsuits!

[RutherfordBHayes]

You know, I've been shaking my head at these gender-neutral fans up North whining to Daddy because the mean ol' NCAA is taking their football program away. And as these pastel shorts-wearers always do, they resort to threatening lawsuits.

The more I think about it, this would be beautiful. Think about it. They will need to dig deeply into every intricate detail of the investigation itself. NCAA enforcement staff will be deposed for hours and hours of testimony on everything they discussed and looked into bringing in thousands of pages in evidence. All public record. We'll get all of the nasty little secrets and stories that didn't make it in the Notice.

These numbskulls have proven to be incompetent throughout this process, so they just might be this stupid.

Hey Rebs, I double dog dare ya.

 

[msstatelp1]

You know, I've been shaking my head at these gender-neutral fans up North whining to Daddy because the mean ol' NCAA is taking their football program away. And as these pastel shorts-wearers always do, they resort to threatening lawsuits.

The more I think about it, this would be beautiful. Think about it. They will need to dig deeply into every intricate detail of the investigation itself. NCAA enforcement staff will be deposed for hours and hours of testimony on everything they discussed and looked into bringing in thousands of pages in evidence. All public record. We'll get all of the nasty little secrets and stories that didn't make it in the Notice.

These numbskulls have proven to be incompetent throughout this process, so they just might be this stupid.

Hey Rebs, I double dog dare ya.

I honestly think this is their plan. They are just stupid enough to do it.

 

[Mjoelner]

I honestly think this is their plan. They are just stupid enough to do it.

First thing I thought of

 

[thatsbaseball]

Perfect analogy

 

[Shmuley]

Yancy = Pinto.

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

I've heard that every 4+ stars they signed got significant money. Any 3 star where we went head to head with them they also paid similar 4* money. The Network leaders demanded the high publicity NSD commitments.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

That's a lot of small peckers.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

First thing I thought of

One problem- they're not Deltas, they're Omega Theta Pi, Greggy, Dougie, and the rest of the Hitler Youth.

 

[Dawgbite]

Yancy = Pinto.

Can't be Pinto, if I remember my Animal House correctly, pinto got laid. By a girl!

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

I've heard that every 4+ stars they signed got significant money. Any 3 star where we went head to head with them they also paid similar 4* money. The Network leaders demanded the high publicity NSD commitments.

The NCAA knows, but they could only get proof from Leo. That's what Leo's money was about. It wasn't to sign, but to visit.
**And I think the NCAA punishes according to what they know, not necessarily what they prove. This isn't a court of law with due process.