PSA: Ambush in a public restroom

horshack.sixpack

All-American
Oct 30, 2012
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Undetected dingle-berry hid until the moment of wipe. Barely had enough TP in the Starbucks restroom to recover from that mistake. I'm OK now, but prayers for my renewed fear of making the drop in a public space would be appreciated. Thanks!
 

dawgoneyall

Junior
Nov 11, 2007
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Undetected dingle-berry hid until the moment of wipe. Barely had enough TP in the Starbucks restroom to recover from that mistake. I'm OK now, but prayers for my renewed fear of making the drop in a public space would be appreciated. Thanks!

You wipe?
 

BulldogBlitz

Heisman
Dec 11, 2008
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Hope you were waving the correct hand under the stall or else you might get some unwanted attention.
 

Dawgbite

Heisman
Nov 1, 2011
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Never understood the hair around the rectum thing, it will catch a straggler every time.
 
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