Apparently Rebs think Rucker is on roids

Indndawg

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does anyone think that ROOKER


is an steroids. never seen a change from one year to the next like he has. Heck he only has 2 stolen bases last year and has 20 this year with 19 homers.Where did all
this extra speed and bat speed come from over night? Take a good look at their head coach. his biceps have to be 16 inches plus THEIR COACH IS A POSTER CHILD FOR A PERSON
ON ROIDS.




Damn, just damn
 

woozman

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I've seen the same comments about some of our football players. Those dumbasses are so enamored with recruiting that their heads explode when anyone but a 4* recruit has success.
 

Shamoan

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Good point, they were busted for that their Omaha year. every time a rebel tear hits their Egyptian cotton down pillow, rooker juices a little more.
 

Hoover Dawg

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Good point, they were busted for that their Omaha year. every time a rebel tear hits their Egyptian cotton down pillow, rooker juices a little more.
Was about to say, weren't those fools corking bats or some ****?
 

AlCoDog

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They really do cheat at everything. How they have the 17ing nerve to open their mouths about anyone else is beyond me.
 

TrueMaroonGrind

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Terrible news for Darius. I heard they will take all his "Wagon Wheel" revenue back when his steroid use is confirmed.**
 

Lettucexxxx

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Roids don't help bat speed or speed on the base paths.

I'm not here to debate....but I disagree with this. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many factors that go into bulking up your strength. Timing....relying on hands......more explosive first step towards 2nd base.........Bat speed is all in the hands and wrist. Let me bulk up my core and sit back, let pitches get as deep as possible.....which means you are watching a pitch longer with the ability to get the bat head through the zone because your hands are incredibly fast.......Yes. Roids have a MAJOR IMPACT on everything. We have Dee Gordon, the fastest player in the league...minus BillyH.....using it. We had Barry B......arugbly the best overall player in the bigs using it..........Roger CLemens using it....I'm guessing more for leg strength....which is why Olympic runners use it........
 

Shamoan

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They might have been shaved, but either way, they were confiscated and illegal. Bunch of cheating pricks can't help but cheat in every sport imaginable. If they had a competitive quidditch team, they would have trained snipers on the golden snitch or use illegal brooms or some ****.
 

tatedog

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They really do cheat at everything. How they have the 17ing nerve to open their mouths about anyone else is beyond me.

Also take note that their most outrageous periods of cheating come chasing after our success (because we aren't their rival or anything). Dan Mullen owning their asses in football sent them on a cheating rampage to catch up and our CWS natty appearance pushed Bianco and Godwin to the point of rule breaking.
 

patdog

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Roids don't help bat speed or speed on the base paths.
Tell that to Mark McGuire, Barry Bonds, or Sammy Sosa. Or to Jackie Joyner Kerse or Ben Johnson. That said, it's not like Rooker came out of nowhere. He had 11 home runs last year.
 

CochiseCowbell

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I get what you're saying, Lettuce. But, to my untrained eye test regarding the careers of those in The Show, pre & post juicing, it doesn't add up. They didn't steal more bases & they didn't improve at the plate from a technical perspective. They became home run manufacturers out of what used to be long fly outs. In fact they changed their swing to give more lift to the ball. Clemens could throw harder/faster but it didn't help his placement or grip. Roids couldn't turn him into Maddox, just as they couldn't turn Braun into Ichiro.

I may be way off in my assessment & the results may also differ with specific workouts & use regimens.

Otis Nixon felt coke was the best way to improve his speed. Doc Gooden agreed. That Pirates pitcher liked LSD.

In my opinion, roids turn you into a slower behemoth. I'm probably wrong.
 

Lettucexxxx

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It's all in what kind is taken and what the diet and exercise regiment would be. If you don't think Ricky Henderson took roids....especially where and when he played.....you need to open up your fishbowls. The 80's were rampant with meat and mullets. Roids give an ABSOLUTE advantage to anything at which involves the use of body motion. Bigger Stronger Faster. ...... And why they are illegal.
 

Lettucexxxx

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Just for the record, in no way do I think Rooker is juicing. He is 6'4" with incredible bat speed and leaves a center trail when walking naked on the beach. Fact.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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I don't think Rucker is on Steroids

 

tatedog

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In his Hootie days he might have been juicing. In his Grand Ol' Opry days, I doubt it.
 

Philly Dawg

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Cann also moved Rooker into the second spot in the lineup and gave him the green light to steal when he wants.

And he hit 11 home runs last year.
 

TheStateUofMS

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I'm pretty sure recovery time is one of the biggest benefactors of roid use.

I get what you're saying, Lettuce. But, to my untrained eye test regarding the careers of those in The Show, pre & post juicing, it doesn't add up. They didn't steal more bases & they didn't improve at the plate from a technical perspective. They became home run manufacturers out of what used to be long fly outs. In fact they changed their swing to give more lift to the ball. Clemens could throw harder/faster but it didn't help his placement or grip. Roids couldn't turn him into Maddox, just as they couldn't turn Braun into Ichiro.

I may be way off in my assessment & the results may also differ with specific workouts & use regimens.

Otis Nixon felt coke was the best way to improve his speed. Doc Gooden agreed. That Pirates pitcher liked LSD.

In my opinion, roids turn you into a slower behemoth. I'm probably wrong.


Am I right?
 

Willow Grove Dawg

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You gotta luv the logic of the average Bear

They see know problem with their own cheating in football, but they are quick to make accusations against others.

That must be printed somewhere in the book written by the Apostle Hugh
 

AlCoDog

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I wouldn't expect them to understand much about coaching and development.
 

MaroonNation

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They think every sport in Starkville is juicing. This all started when Fletcher Cox was recruited and exploded into a man at State. They cannot for the life of them understand how developing a player, that player benefitting from the newest advancements in nutrition science, a strength and conditioning and sports medicine program designed to build the body and mind and the added bonus of recruiting athletes with a strong work ethic has on our success. It's a completely foreign concept to them.
 
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maroonmania

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does anyone think that ROOKER


is an steroids. never seen a change from one year to the next like he has. Heck he only has 2 stolen bases last year and has 20 this year with 19 homers.Where did all
this extra speed and bat speed come from over night? Take a good look at their head coach. his biceps have to be 16 inches plus THEIR COACH IS A POSTER CHILD FOR A PERSON
ON ROIDS.




Damn, just damn

Who cares, they also think Freeze is a great, honorable coach who is just a victim in this NCAA plot against him merely because of his pure and noble Christian walk.
 
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