Maybe it's time for an update.

[RutherfordBHayes]

Not that we're keeping score, but here is what Yancy's sources have given us so far:

-there is NO investigation
-there IS an investigation in women's basketball and track
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is nothing implicating the current staff
-the only thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-nothing implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is over
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-no boosters have been disassociated
-The NCAA has commended Ole Miss on how professional they have been which will be taken into account.
-They are eager to release their side of the story
-They self-reported most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn isn't related to Ole Miss
-Steve Robertson has been calling Ole Miss recruits and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OléMiss will sue Steve (he'll rue the day
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI is investigating whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-It's a baseless witch hunt
-Larry Templeton is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The investigation was over until the draft night fiasco
-Ole Miss investigating Steve Robertson (he'll rue the day)
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would fire any coach that was caught in impropriety
-Only 9 scholarship losses over 3 years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, 11 scholarships over 3 years
-The ridiculous NCAA just keeps investigating until they find something
-Steve Robertson has received a subpoena in a defamation suit (rue the day, I tell you)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they wouldn't cooperate any more
-OléMiss is actually suing the NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (they'll rue the day)
-There is NO 2nd NOA or addendum
-Barney Farrar didn't do anything wrong
-MSU (and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, etc) was told not to play this game because OléMiss has MOUNTAINS of evidence against them (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has evidence of Jeffrey Simmons getting paid (he'll rue the day)
-Barney has been cleared and will be reinstated
-MSU is now being investigated (they'll rue the day)
-OléMiss has VIDEO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO recording of Leo Lewis asking them to match MSU's offer of $80k
-Leo Lewis is suspended for the Egg Bowl because of violations (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-MSU will receive a NOA
-OléMiss fired all of these coaches for going 5-7; not because of the NCAA investigation
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue the day)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties
-NCAA won't hit OléMiss hard because of Baylor
-NO chance of a bowl ban. None.
-There has NOT been a second letter delivered, we know a guy.
-The NCAA can't find where we bought any players, so they're using minor stuff to punish us.
-There is no instance of paying recruits.
-Committee On Infractions can see how much OléMiss has suffered already, so they'll go easy and "be fair".
-Some of these charges the NCAA can't prove, they just included them hoping that a few will stick.
-This is all Leo Lewis' fault. (He'll rue the day.
-OléMiss media is about to release the Leo video... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the Leo Lewis tape.
-Leo Lewis family has had to hire an attorney! (He'll rue the day)
-LEO LEWIS TAPES!!!
-This NCAA investigation was a conspiracy all orchestrated by MSU , Templeton, Sankey (a yuge State fan), and Steve Robertson.
-Freeze is absolutely NOT resigning or getting suspension!
-After this is over, we have plans in place that will expose the NCAA corruption. They'll rue the day.
-Leo Lewis was suspended from the Spring Game because that happens in real life.
-Leo Lewis is in so much trouble it's not even funny.
-You'll all rue the day

 

[Shamoan]

My life has become one continuous rue. Next time ole miss starts cheating, I'm getting rue insurance.

 

[dawgoneyall]

Veeery, verrry good.

 

[patdog]

There's no pay for play has to be in there somewhere. We heard that at least weekly up until about a year ago. I kept wondering, if there's no pay for play, then why is the NCAA even investigating?

 

[Croom's knee socks]

And the ole miss sheep have taken every bit of it hook line and some sinker. South Park could make an awesome episode out of this. It's been glorious

 

[patdog]

I think there are a lot fewer sheep now than there ever have been. Most UM fans I know don't even want to talk about it any more. They know it's gonna be bad.

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

I think there are a lot fewer sheep now than there ever have been. Most UM fans I know don't even want to talk about it any more. They know it's gonna be bad.

Probably so, but they've gone silent. The only ones left talking online are the lemmings. Today, one on Twitter today was ridiculing the notion that their 2 NOA have over 100 violations. Clearly, oblivious to the difference between violations and allegations. It's as if they have no access to public information.

 

[missouridawg]

Dont forget:

9 over 3
This is good news.
25 over 2, 2 year bowl ban

ETA: major reply fail. I'm rueing the day.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

History will be kind to Rutherford B Hayes

Yancy not so much

 

[DerHntr]

Please add

- Hugh Freeze loves Australia and little bears that smell like a dog's *****

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

Can we get a ticker on SPS that says "Days Since Last Day Rued"?

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

Maybe it's time to not be obsessed with OM.

 

[Chesusdog]

It would just reset to zero every day since we are rueing everyday.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I feel like we're missing out on a huge opportunity by not somehow combining Yancy and Yahtze together. Yahtncy? Yantzy? What kind of a 17ing name is Yancy anyway? Sheeeeesh.

 

[Bulldogg31]

Been ruing so many days my ruer is ruint.

 

[bulldognation]

Never seen so much gnashing of teeth in the pleasant hamlet of Oxford over a lost recruit as Lewis. It was only a matter of time before the cash payments surfaced. They sure didn't demonize Tunsil for admitting on draft night to taking money from coaches.

Leo getting immunity really put their balls in a vise.

The diversion tactic that the reason immunity was offered was because the NCAA didn't have anything and was desperate is laughable. Could it be that the reason immunity was offered was because OM wasn't showing "exemplary cooperation" to begin with?!? Wouldn't surprise me to learn that they stonewalled the investigation at every turn, but things just got out of hand and they couldn't control it all.

Now we get to watch them become the whipping boy... the NCAAs *****.