I posted in another thread, but I think this would be about right:
"So Scott, you just fired the winningest coach in your history after a seven-year stretch where he went to six straight bowls (going 4-2), was ranked number 1 in the country for half a season, developed the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, beat your rival Ole Miss four times, beat LSU, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, Auburn, Arkansas, Texas A&M, and Michigan, expanded your stadium, sold out all your season tickets, and put 19 players in the NFL.
Why, again, did you fire this man?
Well, Mr. Finebaum, after our long history of football greatness our fans have just come to expect a higher excellence than losing to teams like LSU and Alabama. We feel we've grown beyond such disappointing performances. We're ready to get back to the greatness we experienced in 1941 that one time."
"So Scott, you just fired the winningest coach in your history after a seven-year stretch where he went to six straight bowls (going 4-2), was ranked number 1 in the country for half a season, developed the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, beat your rival Ole Miss four times, beat LSU, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, Auburn, Arkansas, Texas A&M, and Michigan, expanded your stadium, sold out all your season tickets, and put 19 players in the NFL.
Why, again, did you fire this man?
Well, Mr. Finebaum, after our long history of football greatness our fans have just come to expect a higher excellence than losing to teams like LSU and Alabama. We feel we've grown beyond such disappointing performances. We're ready to get back to the greatness we experienced in 1941 that one time."