After the hammer falls on OM,

[Dawgbite]

Can we all agree to have the celebration at Hobies new bar? After the midget cole slaw wrasslin, we can all march in unison onto campus and take a piss on Dorman. After a conservative two shakes we can ramble around the Junction looking for a place to erect the statue of Rosebowl.

 

[PBRME]

Only if there will be dales soaked steaks served.

 

[DerHntr]

After a conservative two shakes we can ramble around the Junction looking for a place to erect the statue of Rosebowl.

Damn son ... Two shakes gives you an erection? Young whipper snapper**

 

[Dawgbite]

One shake is unsanitary.
Two shakes is proper drop dispersion.
Three shakes is playing with yourself.

 

[ShrubDog]

Lets throw in some schedule 1 and 2 narcotics and call it a party.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

He'll yeah count me in. My mother in law considers me a raging alcoholic and would likely classify light beer as a level 1. 17 her. I'll bring the level-one-blue-moon. And serve it in red solo cups- just for the irony.

 

[aTotal360]

I'm bringing a handle.

 

[Dawgbite]

It will become a Holiday. we will call it "Emancipation Day" the day all the indentured servants were released from the bonds placed upon them by their plantation masters.

 

[PBRME]

It will become a Holiday. we will call it "Emancipation Day" the day all the indentured servants were released from the bonds placed upon them by their plantation masters.

I like Exemplary Cooperation Day.

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

I say go for the jugular. How about '17'em Day' ? In the left ear. While they're down. I'll bring bear burgers.

 

[Drebin]

I like Exemplary Cooperation Day.

This has promise.

Since we no longer celebrate the Avid Reader day, we should launch a new SPS tradition. On the anniversary of the hammer dropping, we should celebrate Exemplary Cooperation Day. We can spend each anniversary celebrating past Rebel feats of arrogance - and give them an opportunity to look back to their glorious days of yesteryear, which they are already very good at.

Move to amend the rules once the hammer drops.