The truth shall set you free...

[Buttahatchieboy]

I was in the Newlife store the other day and Freeze wife was on the cover of a Ms christian magazine. I want the truth to come out so bad about everything they are or not doing. The truth will eithwr set him free and he can return back to his dam made of logs and twigs or it can set me free from searching for new information everyday.

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

Ok

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Sometimes I don't wipe as good as I think I did, and then my booty hole itches really bad all day

 

[TBone.sixpack]

She is no Megan Mullen.

She may be a very nice lady though. I don't hold her accountable for a douche lord husbands actions.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I sleep with a toothpick. Sometimes I wake up & it's not in my mouth. Where does it go? Only once was it stuck in my hand.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

You're going to be disappointed when they get to tell their side of the story**

I was in the Newlife store the other day and Freeze wife was on the cover of a Ms christian magazine. I want the truth to come out so bad about everything they are or not doing. The truth will eithwr set him free and he can return back to his dam made of logs and twigs or it can set me free from searching for new information everyday.

False narratives and ****.

 

[ShrubDog]

Beavers build damns with logs, twigs and mud. Bucky forgot the mud.

 

[Digging dog]

Every morning I wake up grumpy. Then I tell her to go fix the coffee.

 

[JungRebel]

This is also a problem when one wipes thoroughly with low grade toilet paper. There are some things in life that will do even if you buy the cheapest version available; toilet paper is not one of them.

 

[ShrubDog]

It all comes down to if you wipe with the door open or closed and if the TV is viewable.

 

[tb5.sixpack]

You should try some wet wipes.

i refer to it as MCA at my house(Mr Clean ***).

 

[The Fatboy]

Good toilet paper is important. It can get you out of a real pickle when it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shaggy carpet.

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

Good toilet paper is important. It can get you out of a real pickle when it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shaggy carpet.

Crunchy or smooth?

 

[MadDawg.sixpack]

Good toilet paper is important. It can get you out of a real pickle when it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shaggy carpet.

You need to add some fiber to your diet. Might I suggest:

 

[HotMop]

Do you stand or sit while wiping?

 

[Crazy Cotton]

careful - you might get a fatburg in your pipes and end up like preacherdog.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

My toilet paper is like Chuck Norris

Don't take **** off anybody.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Do you stand or sit while wiping?

I stand and whipe at home. I take my britches off at home so standing and whiping in public is more difficult.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

It all comes down to if you wipe with the door open or closed and if the TV is viewable.

I think everyone knows my stance on this

 

[tenureplan]

Why not go wipe again rather than letting it itch all day?

 

[The Fatboy]

Always smooth.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

I was in the Newlife store the other day and Freeze wife was on the cover of a Ms christian magazine. I want the truth to come out so bad about everything they are or not doing. The truth will eithwr set him free and he can return back to his dam made of logs and twigs or it can set me free from searching for new information everyday.

She may be a great Christian lady. Just because her husband is a fraud doesn't mean she is.

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I am thinking of installing a Bidet, no more cleaning with paper and trying to find a wet wipe. Just wisk away the ... and dry. Seems like a plan to me.

 

[tired]

I hate low grade tp

 

[tired]

I tried a bidet once & thought I was having a colonoscopy..

 

[Lettucexxxx]

I have problems with **** paper that is TOO soft, almost like it has lotion on it. Ive unfortunately lost several wods in my crack....only to drag bottom with my hand. It happens so fast and you cant ever grip it hard enough to win the war with the crack.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Why not go wipe again rather than letting it itch all day?

Has this never happened to you? It doesn't work like that. Once the dookie stink dries up you're done for. You got yourself a one way ticket to itchy-bootyhole-city as they like to say.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I have this problem as well due to there being what can only be a werewolf somewhere in my family history. Soft tp to my hairy bootyhole is like the soft part of velcro to the hard part of velcro

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

I have problems with **** paper that is TOO soft, almost like it has lotion on it. Ive unfortunately lost several wods in my crack....only to drag bottom with my hand. It happens so fast and you cant ever grip it hard enough to win the war with the crack.

This is why Charmin Ultra Strong > Ultra Soft. **** finger can happen to anyone.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Reminds me of something this old man I use to work with told me once: "the most action you've ever got is when your finger breaks through the toilet paper".

 

[Rockydawg]

Two wipes. You should be able to get it all in two wipes. If you don't then you just suck at wiping your ***. LOSER.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

^^^^^waxes^^^^

 

[JungRebel]

Do you have no fat in your diet? Do all vegans have scantly wiped ********?**

 

[Rockydawg]

Whatever it takes to be efficient.