In that case, let's make it the Big 32! I'd love to look at that contract, it sounds like ESPN made a blunder.
In all seriousness, I'm not gonna argue that USM deserves to be in the Big 12, because we don't. But neither does Memphis. They lost their 1st round draft pick QB, their head coach, and there's no home game against Ole Miss this year, so their attendance should drop back down to USM levels. Also, the FedEx money thing rings a bit hollow. You think the Big 12 will have trouble finding a sponsor? But at least FedEx sponsors the American championship game. Oh wait, they don't.