Favorite Movie Lines?

[PineGroveBully]

They call me Mister Tibbs! - In the Heat of the Night

 

[SSBGDog]

What was she doing in Lonesome Dove?

Doin' what she could!

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Cool Hand Luke.

"She doesn't know what she's doing"
"She knows exactly what she's doing"

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.

 

[Jgbishop]

Top Gun:

"This is Ghostrider requesting a flyby"
"Negative ,Ghostrider. The pattern is full"


"Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?"
"That's because I was inverted"

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

"Smokey this isn't nam', it's bowling, there are rules"

"Anybody got a dime? Somebody's going to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

"I SAW THAT YOU SUMBITCH! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE! I GOT THE EVIDENCE! ...put the evidence in the car Junior. ..YOU'RE GOING AWAY TILL YOUR GREY! ...put the evidence in the CAR!.. IM GOING TO BARBECUE YOUR *** IN MOLASSES!"

 

[crushing]

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

 

[aTotal360]

"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

 

[crushing]

[cleaning their bloody hands]
Jules: F***, *****, what the f*** did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this ****'s hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same f'in soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no hot damn Maxi-Pad!

 

[crushing]

Vincent Vega: "Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face. " Pulp fiction

 

[Drebin]

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

 

[Palmettodog]

Naked Gun, Drebin:

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my through this."

 

[Original48]

http://youtu.be/2fQxzuaE2MA

 

[rem101]

Juuuust a bit outside.

KING KONG AIN'T GOT **** ON ME!

 

[Col. Forbin]

I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go!

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Fill your hands you son of a *****.

and it's "Lucky" Ned Pepper.

 

[JohnRedcornIII]

When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[coach66]

You're right and they don't call him lucky for nothing.

Nm

 

[seshomoru]

How about dinner? I know a place that serves great Viking food.

It's tempting, but I'm afraid I must rest this evening, tomorrow being Arbor Day.

 

[jack daniels dog]

Verbal Kent: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal Kent: Keaton always said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him".
Well I do believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze

Verbal Kent: How do you shoot the devil in the back. What if you miss?

The Usual Suspects

 

[llmsudawg]

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."

"I need me a toddler, Hi. They got more than they can handle."

"Sometimes it's a hard world for little things".

 

[CadaverDawg]

Great thread.


"Killin is my bidnesss, and bidnesss...is...guuuhd."

"What you lookin at, *** Eyes?"

-Major Payne

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"You're hot damn right I am"

"Rain Drop!"
"Let it Rain!"
"Old School!"
"White Chocolate!"

-Sandy Lyle (Along Came Polly)
Everything Phillip Seymour Hoffman said in that movie, and especially the office presentation scene.

 

[Coast Dawg]

Jangle Leg, "I da pappy"

Life

 

[biscuit.sixpack]

"You know son, the world needs ditch diggers too."-The Judge, Caddyshack

 

[operch]

Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.




Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

 

[Col. Forbin]

a few more gems from Out Cold:

No regrets thats my motto. Well that and everybody wang chung tonight.

This suit doesn't allow my dice to roll and by dice i mean testicles. Speaking of testicles hand me a beer.

 

[tcdog70]

"Son You got a Panty on Your Head"--Raisin Arizona

Don't die for your Country , make them sons of a bitches Die for Theirs --Patton

Why don't you kiss my sister's black cat's ***---Wild Bunch

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going playing the Piano---great balls of Fire


Tell em Boola Boola--Gary Busey---Buddy Holly Story.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

delete

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett: "Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****..."

"...You just shot an unarmed man."
Bill Munny: "Well, he should have armed himself....... if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

From the TV show. "Maybe, you won't even twitch" Sonny Crockett.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

"I have come here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick ***....and I'm all out of Bubble Gum." - They Live

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[jack daniels dog]

Great thread.


"Killin is my bidnesss, and bidnesss...is...guuuhd."

"What you lookin at, *** Eyes?"

-Major Payne

------------------

"You're hot damn right I am"

"Rain Drop!"
"Let it Rain!"
"Old School!"
"White Chocolate!"

-Sandy Lyle (Along Came Polly)
Everything Phillip Seymour Hoffman said in that movie, and especially the office presentation scene.

I love it. Some more good ones

Stan Indursky-"Good things."

Sandy Lyle-"Its an art opening for this Dutch guy Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me good pot... Oh man, I am so freakin horny"

Stan Indursky-"Oh, and Lisa, don't tire him out too much on the honeymoon, I need this kid fresh when he gets back"

Stan Indursky-"I heard about your honeymoon, just terrible. I knew that girl was a slut the minute I met her."
Reuben Feffer-"yea, well, you know it's kinda complicated."
Stan-"Hey, don't make excuses. She's a dime store hooker and she always will be."

 

[HailStateHailYeah]

Kill Bill: Vol I
Earl McGraw: Son number one?
Edgar McGraw: Yeah?
Earl McGraw: That tall drink of c**ks**ker ain't dead.

 

[GloryDawg]

From Kellys Heros:

Oddball: We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

Pvt. Cowboy: God almighty, you guys smell like you fell into a dung heap!
Crapgame: Kinda makes ya homesick, don't it?
Pvt. Willard: [to Pvt. Cowboy] You know it does, kinda ,don't it old buddy?

 

[Shooter McGavin.sixpack]

Well done

 

[Jgbishop]

"You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up it.." -Tommy Boy

 

[PBRME]

Alright alright alright.

 

[preacher_dawg]

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

"Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll Kill you".... Stripes (1981)