GYERO ARCHIVE
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- How about someone winning The Masters yesterday? How awesome was that!?! I always get a little nervous on Sunday that no one is going to win but sure enough around 6pm somebody always steps up and I’m giving high fives and just generally in the pump factory churning out pumps the rest of the night.
- Look I want my daughter to experience parties but it is not fun chasing a toddler around the entire time. Unless, there are enforced barriers, I’d rather stay home.
- That said, she’s now a capable and enjoyable restaurant companion. She was wonderful at Cracker Barrel Saturday.
- In a severe blow to the wokeness of Newport, witnessed a black fella blasting Morgan Wallen in the parking lot at Chipotle yesterday. Still processing this.
- I really enjoy “Atlanta” - I’m at a loss quite often but great writing and great cast. Of course, as mentioned before Zazie Beetz is #1 on my list these days just ahead of Sydney Sweeney.
- Possibly headed to Chicago for the Reds game late June. Developing …
- Justin Edwards would be a nice pickup along lil Shep to start this class.
- How about someone winning The Masters yesterday? How awesome was that!?! I always get a little nervous on Sunday that no one is going to win but sure enough around 6pm somebody always steps up and I’m giving high fives and just generally in the pump factory churning out pumps the rest of the night.
- Look I want my daughter to experience parties but it is not fun chasing a toddler around the entire time. Unless, there are enforced barriers, I’d rather stay home.
- That said, she’s now a capable and enjoyable restaurant companion. She was wonderful at Cracker Barrel Saturday.
- In a severe blow to the wokeness of Newport, witnessed a black fella blasting Morgan Wallen in the parking lot at Chipotle yesterday. Still processing this.
- I really enjoy “Atlanta” - I’m at a loss quite often but great writing and great cast. Of course, as mentioned before Zazie Beetz is #1 on my list these days just ahead of Sydney Sweeney.
- Possibly headed to Chicago for the Reds game late June. Developing …
- Justin Edwards would be a nice pickup along lil Shep to start this class.
What about shitting yourself on the golf course?
Unless you're walking rather than using carts, I don't see how it's possible to sh*t yourself on the golf course.
Before watching this could anyone name who South Carolina and Mississippi State hired as their basketball coaches? (I didn't even know MSU hired a coach)
Somehow a video of a guy, I assume, accidently flipping a cart and the it rolling over onto his head showed up in my IG feed. It didn't say he died but I'm 90% sure he was at least several f*cked up. That and a couple other incidents with people I know has me terrified of those damn things.
The best think on the Blackstone is yakisoba.
Go to Asian grocery and get these 2 items:
Add some chicken, vegetables and cole slaw mix. Profit.
Is that a bottle inside of a bag?
Shitting and pissing, wow.
Used to watch runners come in with nipples full of blood. Gross, but we had to take the numbers off those bleeders.
Used to watch runners come in with nipples full of blood. Gross, but we had to take the numbers off those bleeders.
- Had a good quick trip to PCB. No accidental knife fights or stray bullet wounds. Also, I didn't catch diphtheria as far as I know. Same goes for all family members.
- First flight for me in years which just reinforced my belief that driving to the Emerald Coast is a better recommendation. Between sweating out the Southwest cancellations a couple of weekends ago and the overall seating arrangements for the Greyhound Bus of the sky, does saving what amounts to a total of 3 hours make that much of a difference? I say no.
- That Masters Champions Dinner menu last Tuesday looked amazing. That may be the best ever. Related, I wonder what Fuzzy Zoeller had to say about it?
- Who's going to be the first GYEROite to say that The Masters has jumped the shark? Who wants to be "way out in front" with that take?
I guarantee someone in the national media has that take locked and loaded today.
- Wish Mother Nature would dial up a nice spring day soon. I'm ready to get a little Derby Fever but so far, April has been a shitshow.
- Looks like the Derby favorites are going to be stalkers/closers/deep closers this year. A little bit of a throwback to the good ol' days - the days where the animals weren't juiced up to their eyeballs to run wide open on the lead for 10 furlongs. Gonna have to get lucky and avoid traffic this year.
Or pick a Messier/Taiba exacta and trust Baffert's protege will have those mammals roided to the gills.
- First flight for me in years which just reinforced my belief that driving to the Emerald Coast is a better recommendation. Between sweating out the Southwest cancellations a couple of weekends ago and the overall seating arrangements for the Greyhound Bus of the sky, does saving what amounts to a total of 3 hours make that much of a difference? I say no.
- That Masters Champions Dinner menu last Tuesday looked amazing. That may be the best ever. Related, I wonder what Fuzzy Zoeller had to say about it?
- Who's going to be the first GYEROite to say that The Masters has jumped the shark? Who wants to be "way out in front" with that take?
I guarantee someone in the national media has that take locked and loaded today.
- Wish Mother Nature would dial up a nice spring day soon. I'm ready to get a little Derby Fever but so far, April has been a shitshow.
- Looks like the Derby favorites are going to be stalkers/closers/deep closers this year. A little bit of a throwback to the good ol' days - the days where the animals weren't juiced up to their eyeballs to run wide open on the lead for 10 furlongs. Gonna have to get lucky and avoid traffic this year.
Or pick a Messier/Taiba exacta and trust Baffert's protege will have those mammals roided to the gills.
“Mitch, John is here for your 8:30”.
“Ok. Let him in.”
“Have a seat, John. And button that top button while you’re in my office.”
***MilqueToast turns down K Love Radio and clears throat as John sits down emphasizing the power move.***
I’m assuming this is a standard postseason meeting that ADs and coaches have.
No offense, but your assumptions have no business on a message board.
HES PROBABLY TELLING HIM THIS SHARPE ******** IS THE LAST STRAW AND IF SHARPE DOESNT COME BACK NEXT YEAR WELL JOHN DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA
Cal should have to go before a BJW tribunal and take direct questions aired on KET live and brought to you by Bryant HVAC.
“Boy, it must be nice to make nine million a year and live in a big ode purty house for going 9-16 and losin’ to St. Peter…”
“I’m sorry, is there a question?”
Dear Strokin_Bandit,
Playball thinks that associating a deeply racist event like The Masters with anti-species rhetoric that denigrates sharks is hate speech.
Please consider yourself warned lest you face a twitter mob that PTI claims doesn't exist.
* The thought of Barnhart trying to act tough in a meeting with Calipari is patently hilarious. Calipari could have lost every game for a decade, stumble in drunk in sweatpants with a bloody mary and a boner, and he'd still negotiate a pay raise out of our putz of an AD.
I loathe Barnhart. He needs a whirlwind of accountability upside his dork head.
* While the weather today and on Saturday sucked, yesterday was absolutely glorious. One of my best friends and I went and did some shooting on my uncle's farm all afternoon then we met other friends on a patio.
Kentucky in the spring is a fickle mistress but when she's in a good mood, she's an absolute smokeshow.
Playball thinks that associating a deeply racist event like The Masters with anti-species rhetoric that denigrates sharks is hate speech.
Please consider yourself warned lest you face a twitter mob that PTI claims doesn't exist.
* The thought of Barnhart trying to act tough in a meeting with Calipari is patently hilarious. Calipari could have lost every game for a decade, stumble in drunk in sweatpants with a bloody mary and a boner, and he'd still negotiate a pay raise out of our putz of an AD.
I loathe Barnhart. He needs a whirlwind of accountability upside his dork head.
* While the weather today and on Saturday sucked, yesterday was absolutely glorious. One of my best friends and I went and did some shooting on my uncle's farm all afternoon then we met other friends on a patio.
Kentucky in the spring is a fickle mistress but when she's in a good mood, she's an absolute smokeshow.
Basketball is at a pretty bizarre point right now- when back-to-back NPOY (Garza, Tschibwe) have little market in the pros.
Old school posts are pretty much like option QBs in the 80s/90s (Tony Rice, Major Harris, even Charlie Ward, etc.).
Anyway, as surly as I am, I can still be pretty excited to get another year of watching that dude play.
Old school posts are pretty much like option QBs in the 80s/90s (Tony Rice, Major Harris, even Charlie Ward, etc.).
Anyway, as surly as I am, I can still be pretty excited to get another year of watching that dude play.
I can't let any post re: option quarterbacks go by without a Jamelle Hollieway reference.
Meh.
Let me know if anyone spots Alan Cutler sprinting through campus after Cal. Then we'll know somethings up.
Let me know if anyone spots Alan Cutler sprinting through campus after Cal. Then we'll know somethings up.
Except now it would be Keith Farmer chasing Cal. Keith could catch him within the first few seconds.
- For your education, athletic stress incontinence is extremely common in female athletes, most commonly in gymnastics, weightlifting, and powerlifting. I’d prefer it didn’t happen but 
not a whole lot of room left for your bladder when you’re deadlifting and bracing into your belt as hard as you can. Female anatomy makes it more likely to happen. I’ve seen guys **** their pants, get nosebleeds, and puke, too. Maximum effort can make things get weird. All the refs are current or former competitors and so no one gets weird about it, just clean the bar and load it up for the next lifter.
When I get to the platform for my last deadlift, I’m going for a PR and to lock in my total and placing for the day. I’d sell my soul to lock that rep out and there’s nothing short of death that’s going to make me stop pulling til I finish the damn thing. That’s not a normal mindset for regular people who aren’t in the sport, but nothing about powerlifting at this level is normal.
- anyway I competed yesterday in my first all-pro meet and got a 450 lb squat/195 lb bench/430 lb deadlift for a 1075 lb total at 177.6 lbs bodyweight. After getting really sick and losing a friend (who got a very nice tribute to start the meet) 2 weeks before competition, I’m proud as hell of how I did. I am also beat to **** and as I saw when I got back in my car after court this morning, I look beat to ****. I had a blast with all my friends and doing things I didn’t believe I was able to do, and I can’t wait til I get to do it again.
- Wayne, I’ll be sure to tell the federation chairs and referees I’m banned, along with about 12 other girls from just the pro day. The sizable percentage of the other 65 ladies competed on amateur day will be pretty pissed (lulz) to hear they’re banned, too. Or, if you’re just jealous, I have my back spotter’s number and you can ask to Venmo him cash for his shoes. I want a percentage tho.
- so anyway Keeneland was chilly? I’m disappointed there’s no outfit smack.
- if you’re going to be weird, own your weird.
- one of my fiancé’s best buddies is both a legendary idiot savant and a legendary drunk. He’s absolutely incredible at golf. On one particular Frostbite Open, their annual February golf scramble, Tony was SHIPWRECK drunk, as per usual. They roll up to 17 and look over and Tony’s standing there in khakis that are rapidly darkening. Fiancé says Tony, what the hell, did you piss yourself?
tony, swaying, looks down: “huh. I guess I did.”
tony still won the scramble.
/rkelly
not a whole lot of room left for your bladder when you’re deadlifting and bracing into your belt as hard as you can. Female anatomy makes it more likely to happen. I’ve seen guys **** their pants, get nosebleeds, and puke, too. Maximum effort can make things get weird. All the refs are current or former competitors and so no one gets weird about it, just clean the bar and load it up for the next lifter.When I get to the platform for my last deadlift, I’m going for a PR and to lock in my total and placing for the day. I’d sell my soul to lock that rep out and there’s nothing short of death that’s going to make me stop pulling til I finish the damn thing. That’s not a normal mindset for regular people who aren’t in the sport, but nothing about powerlifting at this level is normal.
- anyway I competed yesterday in my first all-pro meet and got a 450 lb squat/195 lb bench/430 lb deadlift for a 1075 lb total at 177.6 lbs bodyweight. After getting really sick and losing a friend (who got a very nice tribute to start the meet) 2 weeks before competition, I’m proud as hell of how I did. I am also beat to **** and as I saw when I got back in my car after court this morning, I look beat to ****. I had a blast with all my friends and doing things I didn’t believe I was able to do, and I can’t wait til I get to do it again.
- Wayne, I’ll be sure to tell the federation chairs and referees I’m banned, along with about 12 other girls from just the pro day. The sizable percentage of the other 65 ladies competed on amateur day will be pretty pissed (lulz) to hear they’re banned, too. Or, if you’re just jealous, I have my back spotter’s number and you can ask to Venmo him cash for his shoes. I want a percentage tho.
- so anyway Keeneland was chilly? I’m disappointed there’s no outfit smack.
- if you’re going to be weird, own your weird.
- one of my fiancé’s best buddies is both a legendary idiot savant and a legendary drunk. He’s absolutely incredible at golf. On one particular Frostbite Open, their annual February golf scramble, Tony was SHIPWRECK drunk, as per usual. They roll up to 17 and look over and Tony’s standing there in khakis that are rapidly darkening. Fiancé says Tony, what the hell, did you piss yourself?
tony, swaying, looks down: “huh. I guess I did.”
tony still won the scramble.
/rkelly
That's a lot of words to just admit you're a squirter. Nothing wrong with that.
I mean I had to lock my dude down somehow.
Jokes on us. Turns out our basketball coach and AD still don’t talk to each other.
Mitch? Haven’t seen him.
I got ya, doggie. I understand the biology, was just a lot to wake up this morning during my daily routine.
"OK, meeting at 10a, lift at 12, close night, no new texts, let's see what's going on insta, Masters pictures, dad jokes, pet bloopers, oh pretzel looks swoooooooooollllmygod."
I'm not like Geese, I love bad *** bs, congrats on that PR.
"OK, meeting at 10a, lift at 12, close night, no new texts, let's see what's going on insta, Masters pictures, dad jokes, pet bloopers, oh pretzel looks swoooooooooollllmygod."
I'm not like Geese, I love bad *** bs, congrats on that PR.
Cal doesn’t need a meeting with Mitch..What Cal really needs is a evening sitting around a camp fire passing some shine with a few Billy Joe Wildcats and get his head straight.
Hey man.
Pretzel dominated both the lift & piss (casual laugh & sorry to the spotter) & then the retorts like a goddam (gyero) pro. Self #Squirter smack is elite gyero, and impossible to clap back from.
She wins. Props.
Pretzel dominated both the lift & piss (casual laugh & sorry to the spotter) & then the retorts like a goddam (gyero) pro. Self #Squirter smack is elite gyero, and impossible to clap back from.
She wins. Props.
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Keeneland sucked a fat D. Missed a superfecta by a nose and the wind chill and sleet meant I wasn’t staying for more than a couple races.
I’m still not 100% but I remember gawking at some big football recruit at Ruby’s Friday night while Stoops was surrounded by a table of whores while he ate with his dad/whoever. His dad was eating some sort of steak salad or something and looked like he hadn’t eaten in about 40 days and if he didn’t finish in under a minute it would get taken away. It was pretty late in the night and a lucid thought popped in my mind of how god awful a job being a high major coach would be and how much stupid **** you’d have to deal with.
I can’t hang anymore. Just can’t do it. I’ll be out of it all week.
I’m still not 100% but I remember gawking at some big football recruit at Ruby’s Friday night while Stoops was surrounded by a table of whores while he ate with his dad/whoever. His dad was eating some sort of steak salad or something and looked like he hadn’t eaten in about 40 days and if he didn’t finish in under a minute it would get taken away. It was pretty late in the night and a lucid thought popped in my mind of how god awful a job being a high major coach would be and how much stupid **** you’d have to deal with.
I can’t hang anymore. Just can’t do it. I’ll be out of it all week.
"I understand the biology"
Female biology. I know your team is having a hard time with the meaning but not sure what the issue is.
According to some, you have to be a biologist to even know what a woman is.
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