Nkemdiche's statement is hilarious.

[patdog]

"I made a mistake and put myself in an environment that does not reflect who I am as a person. Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs. I realize the dangers of drugs and alcohol and regret the lapse in judgment.
"This does not reflect the core values that my mother and father instilled in our family. I am a very spiritual person, and drugs have no place in my belief system. As I move forward, I have learned a valuable lesson about the ramifications of a bad decision. I have worked very hard to have this platform, and I want to use it in the right way and be a role model for young players. I am sorry for putting Coach (Hugh) Freeze in this position and will accept whatever consequences are necessary, but my hope is to finish this year’s journey with my brothers."


I had no idea he was so against drugs.

 

[PBRME]

Now that it's potentially costing him millions he's seen the light that 3 years with the reverend couldn't provide. To celebrate his new found sobriety he's attending Tyrone Biggum's Christmas crack party.

 

[jb1020]

Freeze better be ready for the media backlash

If he is even considering playing him at this point. The fact that he hasn't come out and said either way makes it seem like Ol bob will be there. Might as well go all in.

 

[Shmuley]

My herb is da real ****.

 

[patdog]

Might as well go all in.

They've been all in for a long time. I'll be shocked if he's physically able to play and doesn't.

 

[GhostOfJackie]

So one of the dumbasses is in a coma from smoking spice, the other dumbass jumped out of a 4th story window, and we are supposed to believe that their father instilled solid core values into them? The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. I wonder what the frat boy that they put into the hospital would say about them claiming to be "spiritual people".

This makes me more pissed at Mullen and Co. for allowing us to lose to these clowns.

 

[DocHolliday.sixpack]

Exactly. What a freakin' joke! Ol' Bucky the crook best bring out the snake oil.

Nothing to see here.....move along please. Nothing to see here. Not that I have a lot of respect fro Bucky and Co. to begin with, but if he lets this clown play? A coach can totally lose a locker room like that. You can do drugs, trash a hotel room, bust the window and then leap to safety and still play (as long as you're good). Damn you Mullenzz for letting this asshat embarrass us at home.

 

[HD6]

If I'm Freeze, I make a statement about how you don't want to take away the reward of a great season and let him play the bowl, but he's suspended for the first 4 games in 2016.

 

[Wooly17er]

By "leap to safety" you mean "evade the police?"

 

[GhostOfJackie]

By "leap to safety" you mean "evade the police?"

Maybe Hugh should invest in parachutes and KY Jelly for this years class. He's pulling in 4 stars that Sandusky would have turned down. This is a new high for Hugh.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Get some of those escape ladders they sell for home use for escaping fire.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Jim Morrison says he's "very spiritual" too...

 

[horshack.sixpack]

And the dude's own brother was dismissed for the same thing. I'm not sure how you would spin keeping him on the team, but I wouldn't discount any tactic from that crew.

 

[vhdawg]

"Is that liquor I smell Tannen?"

"Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, cuz I'm too young to drink it."

 

[Col. Forbin]

"Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs"

I believe this part. If he was worried about passing a drug test he would not have had 7 blunts already rolled up. That dude was tripping. My guess is he ate some acid and had a bad trip, thought something was after him and jumped from the window. People just assume it was spice bc of Denzel.

 

[aTotal360]

Got hit by the Noid.

 

[KurtRambis4]

All the nafoomers

get so pissed when you suggest that Freeze is a sham, and his act he plays is just that, an act. They retort with "but what makes you say it's an act!!?!!1", and then you have dealings like this come out...again and again and again and again.

Seriously, are they that naive?

 

[512taylor]

Nothing to see here.....move along please. Nothing to see here. Not that I have a lot of respect fro Bucky and Co. to begin with, but if he lets this clown play? A coach can totally lose a locker room like that. You can do drugs, trash a hotel room, bust the window and then leap to safety and still play (as long as you're good). Damn you Mullenzz for letting this asshat embarrass us at home.

Oh, for the good old days when all they did at hotels was steal alarm clock radios and pillows.

 

[msstate7]

"Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs"

I believe this part. If he was worried about passing a drug test he would not have had 7 blunts already rolled up. That dude was tripping. My guess is he ate some acid and had a bad trip, thought something was after him and jumped from the window. People just assume it was spice bc of Denzel.

It's lsd synthetic? Perhaps he got a hold of some mushrooms or peyote

 

[MarkDallas]

"I made a mistake and put myself in an environment that does not reflect who I am as a person. Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs. I realize the dangers of drugs and alcohol and regret the lapse in judgment.
"This does not reflect the core values that my mother and father instilled in our family. I am a very spiritual person, and drugs have no place in my belief system. As I move forward, I have learned a valuable lesson about the ramifications of a bad decision. I have worked very hard to have this platform, and I want to use it in the right way and be a role model for young players. I am sorry for putting Coach (Hugh) Freeze in this position and will accept whatever consequences are necessary, but my hope is to finish this year’s journey with my brothers."

$50 to anyone who can prove he actually wrote this himself

 

[thekimmer]

Wow. What a bunch of bilge....

"I made a mistake and put myself in an environment that does not reflect who I am as a person. Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs. I realize the dangers of drugs and alcohol and regret the lapse in judgment.
"This does not reflect the core values that my mother and father instilled in our family. I am a very spiritual person, and drugs have no place in my belief system. As I move forward, I have learned a valuable lesson about the ramifications of a bad decision. I have worked very hard to have this platform, and I want to use it in the right way and be a role model for young players. I am sorry for putting Coach (Hugh) Freeze in this position and will accept whatever consequences are necessary, but my hope is to finish this year’s journey with my brothers."


I had no idea he was so against drugs.

Yes Robert this reflects exactly who you are as a person and from the bong pic of at least a year ago it is obvious it reflects who you have been for some time. This is a platitude laced, sorry-I-got-caught attempt to blow smoke (no pun intended) up the collective public's skirt and it is kind of sad really. And whether you were doing spice or not I cannot wait to hear your explanation as to why you broke out a hotel window and managed to fall 15 feet trying to scale a wall.

I don't really care one way or the other because RK is already in our rear view mirror as a opponent. But, on a human level it is sad to see this happen to anyone even if self inflicted and on an institutional level its semi-satisfying to see a ding knocked into UM's best team money could buy from a few years ago. The bears should be counting their blessings, at least they got 99% of all of the goody they were going to get from the kimdeechee boys before they blew up on them. This could have happened a couple of years ago.

 

[MississippiHeavyMetalDog]

***Warning: Do not read this while drinking a beverage****

Cleaning my keyboard now.

"I made a mistake and put myself in an environment that does not reflect who I am as a person. Contrary to a report by FOX Sports, I did not use synthetic drugs. I realize the dangers of drugs and alcohol and regret the lapse in judgment.
"This does not reflect the core values that my mother and father instilled in our family. I am a very spiritual person, and drugs have no place in my belief system. As I move forward, I have learned a valuable lesson about the ramifications of a bad decision. I have worked very hard to have this platform, and I want to use it in the right way and be a role model for young players. I am sorry for putting Coach (Hugh) Freeze in this position and will accept whatever consequences are necessary, but my hope is to finish this year’s journey with my brothers."


I had no idea he was so against drugs.

 

[jakldawg]

Here's what I read:
"Hey NFL GM's, I jump through windows and off ledges while stone cold sober. Now make sure you spell my last name right on that huge check."

 

[MaroonNation]

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Yes Kimchee would never dream of doing drugs

 

[yjnkdawg]

$50 to anyone who can prove he actually wrote this himself

I can pretty much say your $50 is safe, because I imagine, it was written by some one in the OM Public Relations' Department or an Attorney. That was written by somebody well versed in writing skills to portray what the OM Administration wanted it to sound like.

 

[Spiderman.sixpack]

$50 to anyone who can prove he actually wrote this himself

Hell, I bet he never even saw that statement until after it was released

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Here's Nkemdiche's original statement:

 

[tatedog]

Just needs to be addressed to the University of Ole Mis and perfect.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Nope, can't fool me Mutt---a Nkemdiche "letter" is always written on a Swisher Sweets wrapper, it is his preferred "stationary".

 

[Spiderman.sixpack]

Here's Nkemdiche's original statement:

That's classic, and what old school six pack was all about.

Great job, Mutt

 

[Shamoan]

dude is a major pothead. whats with all the contrived ********? just say you made a mistake (again) and move on. otherwise you look dumb........as you most likely are.

 

[dawgoneyall]

At least Mullen did try to leave.

 

[RockstarFromMars]

Probably what he will do. There's just nothing to gain from suspending him for this game.

 

[goindhoo]

There is never anything to "gain" from a suspension.

 

[RockstarFromMars]

People could argue something about teaching lessons to the rest of your team. Not sure "Hey, don't get really high and fall out of a hotel window" is really a lesson to teach though.

 

[BossDawg78]

Here's Nkemdiche's original statement:

Fake. I think Jerrell Powe wrote that.

 

[willi13]

Sing with me...
"One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line..."

 

[goindhoo]

I guess freeze could gain some credit toward one day running a respectful program, but it doesn't seem like he is worried about that.