Say Something Nice About Alabama

[ArcherSPS]

I have nothing to say.

 

[57stratdawg]

No thanks.

 

[dickiedawg]

Nope.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

It's easier to spell than Mississipi

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

Golden Flake chips are a very good value?

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

More teeth than Arkansas. But not by much...

 

[dawgman42]

I was born there . . .

. . . to awesome Mississippi parents that knew to get the 17 out of that state as soon as possible. But my birth makes my wife happy about 35% of the time.

 

[Drebin]

Thanks to Alabama, our state isn't 50th in everything.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

17 you

 

[Digging dog]

Their beaches are an hour closer than destin.

 

[EurekaDog]

They aren't Notre Dame (The only NCAA team for which I will never

cheer.)

ND is #1A
Bama is #1B

 

[Predestined]

The Killer Tomatoes didn't want it

Now there is a pop culture reference.

 

[BertleTheTurtle]

I've been through there once, Little Rock's a fine town.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I enjoyed their song "If You're Gonna Play in Texas
(You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)"

 

[Drebin]

And if it wasn't for Alabama (the state) sucking so much, Florida would probably float off into the Gulf of Mexico.

 

[Col. Forbin]

They aren't Ole Miss.

 

[PBRME]

If you're feeling down you can go to the local trailer park and laugh at all the Bama fans. They're great for pick me ups.

 

[OurPrideAndJoySnots]

My grandparents loved their Christmas album.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

I hear they have good neighbors to the west.

 

[Shmuley]

Hey, who doesn't enjoy a good incestuous orgy?

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

Good place to shoot something.

(Before someone reports me to the authorities, I'm talking about wildlife--deer in particular.)

 

[Lou3000]

They have a Chipotle near campus.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Bryant Denny sure can hold a lot of Saban worshipping zombies

 

[cowbell88]

Ashley Madison appreciates your infidelity problems.

 

[dickiedawg]

Now that you mention it...

Their dip style mesquite is the best thing going.

 

[ababyatemydingo]

I have nothing to say.

They're not OM

 

[ronpolk]

Forest Gump

 

[SignalToNoise]

The beaches are reasonably close to a lot of MS residents.

 

[PineGroveBully]

Kmart sucks

Buck Fama

 

[hailstate19]

Nope, 17 bama. I hate them almost more then OM

 

[was21]

Part of it is not too far from Pensacola Beach

 

[Maroon Eagle]

I liked her in True Romance.

 

[The Peeper]

It gives Stingray somewhere to live other than MS which is a big big plus

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

they kilt aubie's oak tree

 

[goodknight]

Not the only state you can legally marry your FIRST Cousin!

And no Mississippi is not one that allows that!

 

[Maroonthirteen]

Their fans are always eager to talk football. Makes the small talk interesting as they change my oil.

 

[preacher_dawg]

My four favorite people live there (wife and children)

 

[512taylor]

It is a only short stretch of highway between MS. and Destin.

 

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Strong Family Ties

Cousins are very very close *

 

[Dawgbite]

Their fans are always eager to talk football. Makes the small talk interesting as they change my oil.

WINNER!