To my loyal constituents,
Over the past few days, I have been experiencing mild symptoms such as soreness, fever, chills, a sore throat, and a runny nose. Following the advice of my medical advisor, I immediately sought out a nearby urgent care treatment facility in order to be tested. It has come to my attention that I have in fact tested positive for the COVID-19 virus, despite a strict daily adherence to social distancing, handwashing, sanitizing, and masking. My team has begun to notify all that I have been in close contact with over the past week, and I will be following all CDC approved guidelines for isolation and testing going forward.
I am so thankful to the medical community at large, and the availability of life saving vaccines and booster shots, that I am on my path to recovery and not currently at risk of hospitalization or death. I plan to remain in my home isolated from my wife and children for the health official recommended time period, and look forward to getting back to normal life once I have fully recovered with a negative diagnosis.
God bless.
-warrior_SW (if he were a politician, probably)