And then right after that a Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Tour bus pulls up filled with 30 of the most outrageously beautiful women in the world. The side door opens and the lead voluptuous vixen calls out "Hi! We're going on a national bikini tour and we're looking for an oil boy who can grease us up before each competition. You interested?"
And Rogue casually responds with a "G'day m'lady, but I don't think any of you fair dames could saddle this wild steed. There's a town about 3 miles that way where I'm sure you'll find some vaccinated boner boy. Now if you don't mind, I've got to --scoot-- on out of here." He then hops on the scoot scoot and peels out with his back tire flinging up fresh unpicked dog **** all over the girls swollen breasts that are still titillated after their brief encounter with him. They're so turned on by his apex manliness they can't help but start instantly making out with each other while the dog **** oozes down them. /fin
What's the debate here? If your dog takes a **** in someone's yard, or in a park, or anywhere around where people walk, pick it up. No excuses. Otherwise, you're a ****.