Say Something Nice About Auburn

[ArcherSPS]

Their Johnson doesn't cause much harm to others.

 

[natchezdawg]

They don't waste as much toilet paper as the once did

**

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

They hired Tommy Tubberville

Pine Box and all.

Great People!

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Champions of mascot diversity.

 

[skydawg1]

They got that purdy new scoreboard.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Champions of mascot SCHIZOPHRENIA.

FIFY.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

They're primo dirty pun material this year.

 

[DancingRabbit]

Well, uh ... 17 it, I got nothing.

nm

 

[Shmuley]

Kristi Malzahn fits in there.

 

[HD6]

They were my second favorite SEC team before Cam Newton.

 

[Digging dog]

No

 

[fieldcorporal]

17 Shug Jordan, auburn, and the horse they rode in on.

I got nothing good to say about the cheatin' bastards.

Hating auburn since 1974.

 

[MeridianDog]

I understand they have a Shakey's down there

And Shakey's made good pizza back in the days of old. That must mean something.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

They're willing to pay at least 180k for 1 player

 

[tatedog]

Excellent safety school for Georgia Southern applicants.

 

[Shamoan]

they can all eat **** and die......i guess i lose.

 

[cristilmethod]

They haven't complained about pass interference at all yet this week.

 

[was21]

Their churches, of which they have many, don't have belltowers

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

They are just like my 90 year old impotent Granddaddy---their Johnson is worthless too.

 

[Treemydawg]

I took the best **** of my life there.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

go on...

 

[Predestined]

They tithe more than 10%

...

 

[ArcherSPS]

GloryDawg made sure the kids waited until Montgomery***

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

They made the best $180,000 investment in the history of College football.

 

[Lakedawg]

They'd rather be lucky than good...

 

[Col. Forbin]

They are almost in Georgia.

 

[cowbell88]

They have Tammy to represent their fans on Pawwl.

 

[HD6]

Of the world.

 

[HD6]

Charles Barkley is hilarious.

 

[missouridawg]

They openly embrace diversity at the QB position

nm

 

[missouridawg]

They do not overwork the scoreboard operator.

They got that purdy new scoreboard.

nm

 

[aTotal360]

Charles Barkley looks like a thumb. - Dan Lebatard

 

[STATE_of_emergency]

 

[horshack.sixpack]

FIFY.

My that's not very inclusive sounding. In the good ole US of A we celebrate mental illness now, so watch out...

 

[Big Sheep81]

They asked us to help them doctor their trees

 

[MarkDallas]

They have the most entertaining videos...
Kristi:


Rob & the Coach:

 

[gptdawg]

They are some world class Pom Pom shakers

 

[Wicked Pissah]

GloryDawg made sure the kids waited until Montgomery***

Yes

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"They have a bird." - Chad Bumphis

 

[amcdan2000]

Didn't starve their mascot.