Mark Stoops is like a werewolf with a Central Equipment Stihl chainsaw for a penis.
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Btw, eat a dick Sparty. Forever after Marrow, and made their best effort to steal Goodwin.
Mark Stoops has built this program without gimmick and delivered on the promises he made. I am just so proud of this football program. Its unreal.
Friendly reminder that Sparty just spent NINETY FIVE MILLION on their 2nd year head coach.
Mediocre, imho.
Mediocre, imho.
It is 61 degrees on December 15. UK Football is signing a Top 15 recruiting class and going to a New Year's Day bowl. I haven't had to listen to John Calipari this week. After December 22, I don't have any place to be work-wise until January 6. My anniversary is tomorrow so I'm guaranteed to get hotel sex.
The Solo Stove is a GYERO rec worth the money. I’ve dedicated one weekday night each week since Halloween to spending a couple of hours alone in the back yard staring at the flames. Good for the soul.
UKAthletics.com has him listed at 250 lbs -- which has to be a typo but whatever. Marcus Welby today.
Next year’s team will have 11 of our 25 best recruits of the Rivals era/this century.
So basically mediocre program building going on right now
Never mind the wins, excitement, stadium & game day improvements, $$$$$$, fanbase energy, Bowls, SEC respect, unprecedented physicality and depth, and complete UofL domination.
Time to take a stand and STOP THIS **** NOW!!!!
No ****. What a bunch of northern c@nts. They deserve their cold weather and unattractive women.
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2:44-2:52 if you want the Marrow Fritos verse.
“How you snap a play then call timeout
Blitz ya runnin' back, knock the whole line out”
^ the early part to the Marrow meme, for some clarity to the mumble rap. It wasn’t a random snapshot of a song…Guarantee he picked it.
This song actually bangs tho
— please kindly get F’d Wayne, Mark, Terry, and all the other loser geezers.
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We’ve waited a long *** time to be the hammer instead of the nail on signing day in football. It feels even better than I daydreamed year after year watching other SEC teams do work on signing day.
The days of slappy Newton at QB and a midget running back named something Sanders are over. I’m going to celebrate with my girl. Peace out, Wildcat friends.
The days of slappy Newton at QB and a midget running back named something Sanders are over. I’m going to celebrate with my girl. Peace out, Wildcat friends.
Just sitting here watching Xmas movies with a house full of kids, after grilling some pork chops, and sipping on an old fashioned.
Looking at my lumber numbers for the month on 12/15 I’m 166% on my goal for the month, 211% on my annual goal, just locked in enough business today to cover half my budget for next year.
Writing up a DH agri-review essay to sell Woodford county 1 last time to include words like “roadside stand” “agriculture plant” “value added farming” etc etc to explain how a distillery runs and uses natural resources to make bourbon.
My favorite red head SOB just slapped NCAA Football in the mouth with our best class ever.
Spider man tickets purchased for Friday night.
Xmas is done waiting to be assembled and wrapped.
UK basketball finishing the year with OSU and UL *** whoopins!
It ain’t getting much better than this folks.
Looking at my lumber numbers for the month on 12/15 I’m 166% on my goal for the month, 211% on my annual goal, just locked in enough business today to cover half my budget for next year.
Writing up a DH agri-review essay to sell Woodford county 1 last time to include words like “roadside stand” “agriculture plant” “value added farming” etc etc to explain how a distillery runs and uses natural resources to make bourbon.
My favorite red head SOB just slapped NCAA Football in the mouth with our best class ever.
Spider man tickets purchased for Friday night.
Xmas is done waiting to be assembled and wrapped.
UK basketball finishing the year with OSU and UL *** whoopins!
It ain’t getting much better than this folks.
Are we sure that ornery red mfer from Youngstown didn’t sign a 6’4 250# CB that runs 4.3?
I wonder how many dicks can fit inside UKOs mouth? I’d like to see the UNC football team give it a shot.
Piping hot schaudenfreude is much more filling than rivalry tears, I'm learning.
- Out for Vegas. Just couldn't get out of some work events taking place.
- Had a blast at our work Christmas party. 103rd floor of the World Trade.
- Live by myself in DC. Can't do the roommate thing, expensive AF though.
- Curb has been pretty hit or miss this season.
- Top 10 class in football. Shew.
- Jeopardy sucks since Alex Trebek died.
- B-rax can't tell the characters apart in Succession. What a Hall of Fame loser. Sue me, dickbag.
- The original Home Alone was dope when I was younger, but I don't have much for Christmas movies overall.
- Had a blast at our work Christmas party. 103rd floor of the World Trade.
- Live by myself in DC. Can't do the roommate thing, expensive AF though.
- Curb has been pretty hit or miss this season.
- Top 10 class in football. Shew.
- Jeopardy sucks since Alex Trebek died.
- B-rax can't tell the characters apart in Succession. What a Hall of Fame loser. Sue me, dickbag.
- The original Home Alone was dope when I was younger, but I don't have much for Christmas movies overall.
Speaking of Russ, what a game winning effort in the last 6-7 minutes by the guy tonight.
#baller
#baller
Bought a Ripken FF card at Tater Day when it came out. I let it go, along with a bunch of other cards at grandfathers estate auction. Please don’t tell me it’s worth a bundle now.
Looks like a graded mint card is a cool $899
Urban Meyer out in Jacksonville. Are there any big college spots open or possibly opening next year? Or does he go to the studio until a spot that he'd be interested in opens?
He'll end up at Auburn once Harsin gets canned. That school is just sleaze ball enough with a little brother complex to bring Urban down there to wage war with Saban. They weren't scared to hire Bruce Pearl, and they tried to hire Petrino, too.
Quick look says last night shows Russ with 23 9 10, but that doesn’t even tell how he impacted the last 6/7 minutes with a crucial rebound and putback, a 3 with 30 seconds left or the game winning drive and kick to Reaves for the game winning 3.
Meanwhile in Washington Kuzma, KCP and Harrel combine for 30 7 12 in a loss.
Russ is out here like Rodney Dangerfield, getting no respect!
Meanwhile in Washington Kuzma, KCP and Harrel combine for 30 7 12 in a loss.
Russ is out here like Rodney Dangerfield, getting no respect!
I forgot why I hated Michigan State and then recalled that it had mostly nothing to do with the school at all- it was because of this pile of bird **** beat writer they had, Graham (loser *** name) Couch.
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2:44-2:52 if you want the Marrow Fritos verse.
“How you snap a play then call timeout
Blitz ya runnin' back, knock the whole line out”
^ the early part to the Marrow meme, for some clarity to the mumble rap. It wasn’t a random snapshot of a song…Guarantee he picked it.
This song actually bangs tho
I too enjoy songs where young people talk about murdering people with different types of guns from close range…
.* Stopped by the grocery store and saw a briefase of Coors Lights on sale for $17.99. Always one to fit in with the locals, I had to indulge. Man, those go down as easy as water. Because, well...
* This is why Mark Stoops didn't want to leave. He will eventually, and I'm totally prepared for that, but we just went (a somewhat disappointing) 9-3, bring back a ton of talent next year, and it looks like we'll land two top-15 recruiting classes in a row. 9-3 is one thing, but looking forward to an even brighter future is a whole new ballgame.
* Haven't seen the "WELP IT'S DECEMBER ____, AND I JUST CHECKED OUT OF WORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR LOL" flex from GYERO yet. Who's gonna be the first?
least likely = chief
most likely = ksrterry
* I miss Jim Rome's "Triple U" = unfunny, uninspired, unreadable, but will submit this workplace chatter:
"LIKE OH MY GOD THIS YEAR FLEW BY SOOOOOOOOOO FAST."
In mid-December, has a year ever NOT flown by really fast? (hint: no)
* According to VIVID SEATS, you can get into this weekend's game for as little as $9. Safe to assume Bern will catch a last minute Frontier flight?
* Urban Meyer is the greatest coach ever who just keeps making himself look like a complete bozo.
* DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE LOL.
* If your name is Ja'Kobi Albert, you're born to be a star.
(got a lot of cousins, too)
* Back in the day when I worked at O'Charley's, we had this regular who was about 5-foot-6, grossly overweight, ugly, wore glasses, had no friends/significant others to speak of, bald, and had a ****** job working for the phone company. He grew up a diehard Kentucky fan, but swore off his allegiance and started rooting for Duke after Joe B Hall was run off. That was the turning point and he became a bitter, grumpy ***, cantankerous UK hater from then on.
What I'm saying is the dude was a loser with no friends who was mad at the world and seemed to take it out on all the UK fans around him. Reminds me a LOT of cole/UKO.
* Read online that the president was greeted in Mayfield by "LET'S GO BRANDON" cheers. I'm sure it was only a few people at the most, but damn. You've got to be some kind of a-hole to pull such a stunt.
I hate the government and spending money they don't have and all that, but the financial response that comes from a disaster like this is usually pretty incredible. I fully expect those communities to get very well taken care of by Uncle Sam, as they should be.
* So the NBA has teams struggling to field entire roster, arenas expected to being operating at 50% capacity, superstars sitting out games because of protocol....
....IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY OUT OF THIS.
* This is why Mark Stoops didn't want to leave. He will eventually, and I'm totally prepared for that, but we just went (a somewhat disappointing) 9-3, bring back a ton of talent next year, and it looks like we'll land two top-15 recruiting classes in a row. 9-3 is one thing, but looking forward to an even brighter future is a whole new ballgame.
* Haven't seen the "WELP IT'S DECEMBER ____, AND I JUST CHECKED OUT OF WORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR LOL" flex from GYERO yet. Who's gonna be the first?
least likely = chief
most likely = ksrterry
* I miss Jim Rome's "Triple U" = unfunny, uninspired, unreadable, but will submit this workplace chatter:
"LIKE OH MY GOD THIS YEAR FLEW BY SOOOOOOOOOO FAST."
In mid-December, has a year ever NOT flown by really fast? (hint: no)
* According to VIVID SEATS, you can get into this weekend's game for as little as $9. Safe to assume Bern will catch a last minute Frontier flight?
* Urban Meyer is the greatest coach ever who just keeps making himself look like a complete bozo.
* DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE LOL.
* If your name is Ja'Kobi Albert, you're born to be a star.
(got a lot of cousins, too)
* Back in the day when I worked at O'Charley's, we had this regular who was about 5-foot-6, grossly overweight, ugly, wore glasses, had no friends/significant others to speak of, bald, and had a ****** job working for the phone company. He grew up a diehard Kentucky fan, but swore off his allegiance and started rooting for Duke after Joe B Hall was run off. That was the turning point and he became a bitter, grumpy ***, cantankerous UK hater from then on.
What I'm saying is the dude was a loser with no friends who was mad at the world and seemed to take it out on all the UK fans around him. Reminds me a LOT of cole/UKO.
* Read online that the president was greeted in Mayfield by "LET'S GO BRANDON" cheers. I'm sure it was only a few people at the most, but damn. You've got to be some kind of a-hole to pull such a stunt.
I hate the government and spending money they don't have and all that, but the financial response that comes from a disaster like this is usually pretty incredible. I fully expect those communities to get very well taken care of by Uncle Sam, as they should be.
* So the NBA has teams struggling to field entire roster, arenas expected to being operating at 50% capacity, superstars sitting out games because of protocol....
....IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY OUT OF THIS.
The Southwest direct about to board is literally all decked-out Kentucky fans, like some of the flights of yesteryear when everyone would go on the UK trips -- so there will be at least 100 or so of us there. 
Go kate
Go kate
Really? WaPo, of all places wrote this today. "In Trump country, a willingness to set aside politics as Biden visits" - "Reporters heard a smattering of “Let’s go, Brandon” shouts as Biden toured the area, but that reaction was relatively muted."
-Hated MSU since the BasketBowl. Condescending pricks. Got pretty hammered and stood outside a MSU section giving them a nice 25 year old Anth verbal berating. They were throwing pennies at me and everything. Believe catsfan....ville had to drag me out before I was taken on by the entire mob. Man, those were the days.
-What a day by the staff? Not much to add but it's just pretty amazing. 10 years ago, no one in this thread would've believe UK could pull a top 10 class. Just... really damn cool.
-So far for Christmas dinner, we're doing prime rib, fondant potatoes and some type of green and dessert. Maybe Nutella cake.
-Cal needs the next 2 games as much as any in his career. He's been losing these type of games the last several years, leaving us behind the 8 ball heading into conference season. The ND games, albeit a terrible loss, can be overlooked but going 1-3 or 0-4 against real competition in nonconference isn't excusable. Get it done.
-Vegas
The ornery ginger has a chance to win more games in 2021 than Cal in the 20/21 season. That's damn near unimaginable.
Gator Bowl was in January so he's already won more in 2021.
-I haven’t worked since December 2 but that’s because I quit and said touch working for other people. Making my own business, wheels are in motion and things are coming along quickly. Already have work orders for when I get back. Stoked.
-The folks and I are eating at Broussards tonight in downtown Georgetown.
-If you lift right in front of the dumbbell rack where other people can’t get to weights until you’re finished with your set, you touch right the touch off in my book.
-No booze has created a workout monster over here. I’ve also noticed without those calories from drinking I eat a TON more, wow. Also has made it to where I have a sweet tooth which has never been the case. Glad the folks don’t keep ice cream around.
-Back at Planet Fitness since I’m in Georgetown and it’s free. This place is already made for housewives but they don’t even have a scale. You’re a gym, people should see their weight. Asked the front desk where the scale was and they said we don’t have one because, “we’re a judgement free zone”. 
That being said the staff here couldn’t be nicer to me. I disappear for 3 months, comeback and they’re, “Hey Mark good to see you pal!” Just very welcoming.
-I’ve had nothing but time obviously so my emails are at ZERO, I backed up all my pics on Box deleting 98% of them off my phone. Those things are satisfying for some reason.
-Not sure how I feel about people announcing on social media that they donated to tornado relief or anything. Do they want the attention and pat on the back or are they promoting donating? You should obviously be donating because you care, not because you want likes.
-Good ol KY winter gloom this week. Always forget how much and how long it’s like this. Good thing I’m happy as a Squid to be here with friends and family! Happy Thursday gang, make it a good one!
-The folks and I are eating at Broussards tonight in downtown Georgetown.
-If you lift right in front of the dumbbell rack where other people can’t get to weights until you’re finished with your set, you touch right the touch off in my book.
-No booze has created a workout monster over here. I’ve also noticed without those calories from drinking I eat a TON more, wow. Also has made it to where I have a sweet tooth which has never been the case. Glad the folks don’t keep ice cream around.
-Back at Planet Fitness since I’m in Georgetown and it’s free. This place is already made for housewives but they don’t even have a scale. You’re a gym, people should see their weight. Asked the front desk where the scale was and they said we don’t have one because, “we’re a judgement free zone”
. That being said the staff here couldn’t be nicer to me. I disappear for 3 months, comeback and they’re, “Hey Mark good to see you pal!” Just very welcoming.
-I’ve had nothing but time obviously so my emails are at ZERO, I backed up all my pics on Box deleting 98% of them off my phone. Those things are satisfying for some reason.
-Not sure how I feel about people announcing on social media that they donated to tornado relief or anything. Do they want the attention and pat on the back or are they promoting donating? You should obviously be donating because you care, not because you want likes.
-Good ol KY winter gloom this week. Always forget how much and how long it’s like this. Good thing I’m happy as a Squid to be here with friends and family! Happy Thursday gang, make it a good one!
Wow.
Looks like a once-in-a-lifetime spot just opened up at ole Tattoos and Scars, so unless the Next Man Up behind you dies, I hope nobody goes over there trying to fill out an application anytime soon.
Looks like a once-in-a-lifetime spot just opened up at ole Tattoos and Scars, so unless the Next Man Up behind you dies, I hope nobody goes over there trying to fill out an application anytime soon.
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