Book That'll Never Be Written: Tunsilgate................go

[Indndawg]

fsfksk;fk

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"Embracing Hot-takery" by Hugh Kellenberger

 

[tatedog]

"Hot-takes and Cold Feet" the unlikely bumps in the road in the marriage of domestic bliss and college football in the idyllic town of Oxford, MS by Hugh Freeze.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Damn you. You can't "win" the thread with the first entry! I LLA.

 

[OleMissLogo]

Super Sleuthing: A Compilation of Works by EliteDawgs' Detectives

Brought to you by the morons in this thread who have so many things wrong that I have to believe they just started using a computer yesterday. And apparently geography is hard.

 

[RingN2012]

"The Value of A Good Education" by Laremy Tunsil

 

[AlCoDog]

"Yellow Convertibles Are For Closers" by Jimmy Sexton

 

[AlCoDog]

"Blindsiding" by Laremy Tunsil

 

[AlCoDog]

"Deez Teef" by Hugh Freeze

 

[AlCoDog]

"My Rebel Buddy Said" by AlCoDog

 

[tatedog]

"Yellow Convertibles Are For Closers" by Jimmy Sexton

Good one!

 

[57stratdawg]

"Winning the battle, but losing the War" - Big Charmin

 

[Dogariffic]

Investing while in college by Dave Ramsey

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"Hyphen-gate: Why this practice needs purging from the English language." By someone, anyone, PLEASE!

Not a dig at you Indndawg.

 

[conundrum.sixpack]

Tha CoRtin oF Larurmy ToNsel Written and Illustrated by J Powe

 

[coach66]

How to contain a crootin fire, by H. Freezus

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[DancingRabbit]

The Shepherd and His Sub-Optimal Sheep by J.H.C. Freeze

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[dawgoneyall]

I has a crayon.

 

[Lurker.sixpack]

"Protecting Moms and my QB" by It Pays the same LT...

 

[Dr. Funke.sixpack]

"Attack it off the field-protect it on: The Blindside"

 

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Sub-Optimal IQ- Hugh Kellenberger

 

[tatedog]

Super Sleuthing: A Compilation of Works by EliteDawgs' Detectives

Brought to you by the morons in this thread who have so many things wrong that I have to believe they just started using a computer yesterday. And apparently geography is hard.

I got a kick out of that thread myself. I pictured Tim Conway and Harvey Korman with gigantic magnifying glasses glossing over maps of Mississippi and Florida. I have to admit I've made the mistake between Desoto County MS and Desoto County FL before, but not in the context of super sleuthing a possible recruiting/housing scandal.

 

[MaroonNation]

"Antebellum House Flipping" by Mama Tunsil.

 

[Original48]

Think It Through: Dealing with fans, social media, and 5 star step dads by Coach Freeze

 

[aTotal360]

"From Rags to Bitches" - Alcodawg

 

[Drebin]

I Was Wrong: The NCAA Has No Interest In Ole Miss - by Riley Blevins

 

[Bulldogg31]

"If I Did It"

 

[BulldogBlitz]

"Whatya Gonna Do?" by Bjorkamania

"OoOhhh Yeah!" by Macho Man Bjork

 

[DawgNDCity]

How to Play the Race Card by Dick "Burning the" Cross

Toxic Charity: OM Recruiting and Haitian Relief by H. Freeze

 

[Xenomorph]

Some people don't know how to play this game.

 

[OleMissLogo]

I got a kick out of that thread myself. I pictured Tim Conway and Harvey Korman with gigantic magnifying glasses glossing over maps of Mississippi and Florida. I have to admit I've made the mistake between Desoto County MS and Desoto County FL before, but not in the context of super sleuthing a possible recruiting/housing scandal.

That's what is so funny about it. Not that someone clicked the wrong link when they google "Lafayette County" but that they would then continue searching through the site, post the info to a message board, and then ask "Why is his address in Florida?"

Here is a list of things that are just so wrong in that thread:

OP
1) Tunsil is from LAKE CITY, FL, not LAKELAND, FL. The OP's link is to a property in Lakeland, 3 hours away from Lake City.
2) The 501 Adams St address that the OP got from the marriage license is the the address of the Duval County Circuit Court's office, where the marriage license was filed. It is also 3 hours from Lakeland, not two blocks.
3) Even IF that address were correct, a quick look around Zillow and Trulia show very, very few properties in the $30k to $40k range that the OP suggests, and those are ones in foreclosure.

Even after one of the posters (MrKrotter) posted a direct link to the Columbia County Tax Assessor (for Lake City), people are still getting things wrong.

Then, ShotgunDawg posts his incorrect tax profile that has many problems of it's own:
1) That link is to Lafayette County, FL, not Lafayette County, MS. At least Lafayette County is closer to Columbia County (Lake City) than Lakeland is.
2) LindsEy Miller is Tunsil's stepdad, not LindsAy Miller.
3) The property is two lots and has an assessed value of $10,027. That, along with the fact that it isn't listed as Miller's primary address (Alachua), tells me that it is unimproved land.

When you get her actual address (not posting it here), you will see that it is across the street from a hospital in an area that has most listings in the $100k to $120k range.

Then, there is the fact that the Sheriff's Dept was dispatched rather than OPD, meaning that the home is most likely in the county rather than within Oxford city limits. $100k to $120k is a very common price range in Lafayette County, but you also to have to consider that 1) that amount goes farther in MS than FL and 2) now that Mrs. Tunsil has remarried they have two incomes rather than just her one.

 

[Tomas Smid]

Wish in One Hand; Spit in the Other ----

See Which One Fills Up First by renowned novelist Ima Dreamer.

 

[The Peeper]

"Think Before Posting on Twitter " by Hugh Sleeze & Ross Bjork

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[Big Sheep81]

"Public Statements for Dummys" by Hugh Freeze, forward by Urban Meyer

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