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AHSDawg

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Not a caption but why are his pants so high? That looks so weird. Beyond of course the obvious teeth issues.
 
Augustus McCrae

Augustus McCrae

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"And if you call in the next 5 minutes, you get this snake free with your order of oil. Just pay separate processing and handling."
 
ShrubDog

ShrubDog

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Our mascot is a black snake. You must sell your soul and worship the snake. And say you love to play with snakes.
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

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The LOOOORRRRRRRD done turnt my gap wedge into a serpent! Hallelujah!
 
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LawDawg97

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It looks like Couples wants to say

Spiderman said:
is it just me, or does Freeze look like he has an extra X chromosome?

I mean damn, how does he recruit anyone? He looks special
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"I can't believe I had to play 18 holes with this dipshit."
 
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bulldogbaja

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There is so much wrong with this. First, that shirt. And I thought we had ugly merch. That's horrible. Second, dude has put on some weight. Third, seriously, why ARE his pants so high?
 
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Faustdog

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bulldogbaja said:
There is so much wrong with this. First, that shirt. And I thought we had ugly merch. That's horrible. Second, dude has put on some weight. Third, seriously, why ARE his pants so high?
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And Freese also apparently used a selfie stick to take this. All around awful.
 
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Tomas Smid

Tomas Smid

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Saw where Freeze is driving the pace car at Talladega. The guy definitely gets around.
 
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DamnGoodDawg

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<a href="http://s1087.photobucket.com/user/MaroonNation/media/EF486ADE-6B67-4D50-A8B4-19E9B3871D9E_zpsp1fv6qfv.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j480/MaroonNation/EF486ADE-6B67-4D50-A8B4-19E9B3871D9E_zpsp1fv6qfv.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo EF486ADE-6B67-4D50-A8B4-19E9B3871D9E_zpsp1fv6qfv.jpg"/></a>

Looks like master blaster

<a href="http://s1087.photobucket.com/user/MaroonNation/media/8C5E1870-C4A3-4CE6-83C9-371D355E854C_zpsx2eq45xt.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j480/MaroonNation/8C5E1870-C4A3-4CE6-83C9-371D355E854C_zpsx2eq45xt.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo 8C5E1870-C4A3-4CE6-83C9-371D355E854C_zpsx2eq45xt.jpg"/></a>
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

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Freddy, this here snake would be biting me and you if I hadn't taken it to Haiti but see, now, its REDEEMED! Can I get a big Amen from the Club Level donors?
 
mcdawg22

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While I appreciate to offer to exercise the demons out of my back Hugh, I'll stick with anti-inflammatories and scotch.
 
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WrapItDog

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HammerOfTheDogs

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On a serious note, what in the world is Hugh Freeze doing? If that's a King Snake, he just made things more dangerous for him and other golfers...King Snakes kill other snakes, including Rattlers and Moccasins. Even if it's some other non-poisonous snake, they kill mice, rats, gophers, and other vermin that mess up golf courses and cause Bubonic Plague.

And if that IS a poisonous snake, what's the idiot doing handling it? Even dead, those fangs still have venom in them.
 
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Shamoan

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an extra x chromosome would mean he has klinefelter syndrome, not mentally retarded. odd, but true fact: the two most common types of people with klinefelter syndrome are 1) prison guards and 2) prisoners.
 
BulldogBlitz

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You just watch, those boys on SPS are completely obsessed with me. This picture will be a hit!
 
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thekimmer

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A fake snake holding a fake snake.....

Somewhat symbolic for people who view the bear's penchant for being fast and loose with the NCAA in their recruiting practices as 'playing with a rattlesnake'. The NCAA, like this serpent, looks fearsome but is in reality just a harmless toy.
 
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lazlow

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pay no attention to the snake....

pay no attention to the snake....but my sinus cavity is lower than my belt.
 
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