GYERO ARCHIVE

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Strokin_Bandit

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It hasn’t happened yet, but my wife has just enough red neck in her to get me into a tight spot (lol). It’s almost happened a time or two with road rage. She’ll honk, throw up her hands at someone, lecture them in the rear view mirror, etc. and sometimes ol’ boy or girl will hit their breaks and pretend they’re going to pull over. I have to start psyching myself up to “go to the trunk” just in case.

Anyway, just last week I had a situation that warranted a little honk after someone pulled out in front me and I had to slam on the brakes. After my polite honk, ol’ boy rolled down his window and shot me the bird and was ready to pull over and get after it, I guess. The whole time my wife is shaking her head and telling me, “Will you stop?!? Gosh you’re such a red neck.”

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krazykats

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1- a little honk

2- gosh

3- I do not mess with road ragers. They are beneath me in every possible way and I do not plan on someone not being able to use turn signals, stop at red lights or in general know how to drive as the bearing for time in a cage or worse case death.
 

Mossip

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It's amazing how the horn has now turned into this thing that is always aggressive to certain people. I was sitting at an intersection to pull out on a highway and the guy in front of me remained on his brakes despite it being clear as far as you could see. Whatever, he's probably reading something on his phone and doesn't realize I'm behind him. Then, about 10 seconds pass, and I decide to get his attention. "Toot toot" -- a very dainty honk if I say so myself -- just to let him know someone was behind him.

This guy pulls out, and eventually when I go to pass, he speeds up to remain parallel with my vehicle while just laying on his horn. I pantomimed the jerk off gesture while rolling my eyes. Then he proceeds to follow me in a rage for the rest of my 30+ mile trip. My plan was to drive to the police station. I know I could've beat his *** (overweight and very old), but everybody around here carries.

Road rage just isn't worth it nowadays. Never know what lunatic feels like a cowboy with whatever piece he is carrying.
 
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Wrong

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How TF did UL Ole Miss get chosen for tonight. Was it when Lamar was playing and Hugh Freeze was coaching? I hate it that Kiffen isn’t calling the plays tonight.
 
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